翻譯：瀏覽器 鬼瞳 彼岸荼蘼
翻譯：嘟嘟矢 一步之遙西晞里 薄荷小瑾
校對：臉盆王子 somehacker
時間軸：訥訥 全家筒 阿包包 Sagelibra
總監：somehacker
后期：松子
聞香識女人
兼職欄 感恩節周末兼職
兼職內容 看家/照顧留守家中的親戚 工作時間 感恩節周末
別在我旁邊抽了 聞著真惡心 I wish you wouldn't do that around me. It's so filthy!
別再唧歪抽煙的事 Listen, don't give me a problem about the cigarettes any more.
抽煙太惡心 It's such a filthy habit.
老天爺 快看啊 Oh, my God! Look at this.
天啊 太可怕了 Oh, Jesus! This is so appalling!
難以置信 I can't believe it!
他們居然把車送了給他 I can't believe they gave it to him.
太可悲了 Ah, this is pathetic!
廢物也能開上捷豹 Now he's a loser with a Jaguar.
他得給誰吹簫才能得到那輛車 Seriously, who did he have to blow to get that thing?
-早上好 先生 -威利先生 - Good morning, sir. - Mr. Willis.
-真是...-查斯克先生 - It's really... - Mr. Trask!
真是輛好車 Quite a piece of machinery.
-早上好 哈梅爾 -您好 先生 - Good morning, Havemeyer. - Morning to you, sir.
-真好 -什么好 - Bene! - Bene?
-好啊 太棒了 -什么太棒了 - Bene! Fabulous! - What's fabulous?
剛停在那兒的車 That fine piece of steel you have back there.
你覺得我配不上那輛車 Ah, you don't think I deserve it.
不 先生 正相反 那車配您正合適 No, sir. On the contrary. I think it's great.
誰說博德的校長就得 Why should the headmaster of Baird
開著小破車到處轉悠 be seen putt-putting around in some junker?
說實話 學校理事會 In fact, I think the board of trustees have had their first,
終于干了件好事 true stroke of inspiration in some time.
謝謝 哈梅爾 我當你是真心的吧 Thank you, Havemeyer. I'll take that at face value.
必須是 先生 I'd expect nothing less, sir.
日安 Have a good day.
-早安 漢薩克女士 -早 - Morning, Mrs. Hunsaker. - Good morning.
這些都是"超級情報員"[喜劇諜戰片]嗎 What have we here, Murderer's Row?
-你干嘛去了 -沒什么 打招呼而已 - What was that about? - Nothing. Just saying hello.
我喜歡和查斯克校長打招呼 I like to say hello to Headmaster Trask.
糖楓林[滑雪勝地] 纜車票和公寓租約 Sugarbush. Lift tickets and condo vouchers.
不是說去斯托嗎 I thought we were goin' to Stowe.
都是一個地方 吉米 Sugarbush is Stowe, Jimmy.
這計劃不錯 在佛蒙特過感恩節 We're doing it right. Thanksgiving in Vermont,
然后去瑞士過圣誕 Christmas in Switzerland,
在格施塔德過圣誕得花... Christmas in Gstaad is gonna cost us...
施塔德 'Staad.
首字不發音 施塔德 The "G" is silent. 'Staad.
喬治 George?
施塔德 'Staad.
特倫特 Trent?
-施塔德 伙計 -就是施塔德 - 'Staad, man. - 'Staad.
施塔德怎么了 So what about 'Staad?
好吧 不管發不發音 Fine. The "G" May be silent,
去那至少得花三千 but it's gonna take at least three grand to get there.
我得跟我爸商量下 I have to talk to my father.
干脆叫我爸跟他商量吧 Better yet, why don't you have my father talk to your father.
找我爸也行 Or my father talk to your father.
周末回家嗎 小查 You goin' home this weekend, Chas?
不一定 I don't know.
感恩節你要回愛達荷州嗎 You goin' home to fuckin' Idaho for Thanksgiving?
我家在俄勒岡州 I'm from Oregon.
說的就是他媽的俄勒岡 I meant fuckin' Oregon.
查理 喜歡滑雪嗎 Charlie, how do you feel about skiing?
想不想去白雪皚皚的佛蒙特過節 You in the mood for the white-bosomed slopes of Vermont?
咱是朋友 給你打八折 Got a deal going, kid. 20% off for my friends.
我爸開的滑雪場 然后咱再去瑞士過圣誕 My father set it up. Christmas in Switzerland.
-施塔德 -是格施塔德 剛騙你的 - 'Staad. - Gstaad. Dropping the "G" is phony.
你們不都說是"施塔德"嗎 You said everybody says 'Staad.
沒去過的人才這樣說 Not if you've been there.
在百慕大過復活節 Easter in Bermuda,
周末去看肯塔基賽馬會 then Kentucky Derby weekend.
可以帶上你 伙計 We could fit you in, kid.
去那個白雪皚皚的佛蒙特得花多少錢 Well, how much are these white-bosomed slopes of Vermont?
一千二 Twelve hundred!
還有一頓九道菜配上香檳的感恩節晚宴 Includes a nine-course, champagne thanksgiving dinner.
一千二我家消費不起 哈利 $1200 is a little rich for my blood, Harry.
你差多少 Well, how short are you?
差多少 哈利 How short, Harry?
差很多 So short it wouldn't be worth
你跟喬治就不必費心了 the trouble of you and George to measure.
不過還是謝謝你想到我 But, thanks for askin', all right?
改主意了就跟我說 If you change your mind.
問他做什么 你知道他得領助學金 What'd you do that for? You know he's on aid.
在重大的節日 On major holidays, Willis,
莊園主都得給窮人 it's customary for the lord of the manor
施點小恩小惠 to offer drippings to the poor.
真能扯 You're so full of shit!
您好 是羅西太太嗎 Hi. Mrs. Rossi?
你是 Yes?
我是來應聘周末兼職的 I'm here about the weekend job.
進來吧 Come on in.
他臉上有粉刺嗎 他不喜歡粉刺 Does he got pimples? He hates pimples.
弗朗辛 住嘴 Francine, be quiet.
粉刺 粉刺 Pimples. Pimples. Yeah.
住嘴 十分抱歉 Shush! I'm sorry.
學校說過你的名字 不過我忘了 The school gave me your name, but I've forgotten it.
我叫查理·西姆斯 It's Charlie, Charlie Simms.
-你好啊 查理 -你好 謝謝 - How are you, Charlie? - Fine, thanks.
跟我來 Right this way.
-你整個周末都有空嗎 -是的 - You're available the whole weekend? - Yeah.
-感恩節不回家嗎 -不回 - Not going home for Thanksgiving? - No.
很好 Good.
他本來在退伍軍人療養院 但是不喜歡那 They put him in a veteran's home, but he hated it,
我就跟我爸說 我們來照顧他 so I told my dad that we'd take him.
進去之前 我得給你提個醒 Before you go in, do you mind my telling you a few things?
不要叫他長官 Don't "Sir" him,
也別老問問題 and don't ask him too many questions.
要是他站起來時晃晃悠悠 And if he staggers a little when he gets up,
也別去在意 don't pay any attention.
查理 你是這份工作的不二人選 Charlie, I can tell you're the right person for the job.
弗蘭克叔叔也會喜歡你的 and Uncle Frank's gonna like you a lot too.
你們周末準備去哪兒 Where you gonna be this weekend?
我們開車去奧爾巴尼 We're driving to Albany.
我丈夫唐尼家人在那邊 Donny, my husband, has family there.
-讓湯米進屋嗎 -讓它滾出去 - Do you want Tommy in or out? - Leave him out!
它又跟那只斑點騷野貓鬼混去了 He's chasin' that Calico ginch from the track houses again!
他內心其實很善良 Down deep, the man is a lump of sugar.
-先生[長官] -別叫我長官 - Sir? - Don't call me sir!
抱歉 我想說的是"先生" 先生 I... I'm sorry. I mean mister, sir.
原來是個白癡 We got a moron here, is that it?
不 先生 我是說 No, mister. That is...
中尉 中... Lieutenant. Yes, sir, Lieu...
是中校 Lieutenant Colonel.
服役26年 頭一次被人連降四級 26 years on the line, nobody ever busted me four grades before.
進來 你這白癡 Get in here, you idiot!
靠近點 讓我好好看看你 Come a little closer. I wanna get a better look at ya.
你皮膚怎么樣 孩子 How's your skin, son?
我的皮膚嗎 My skin, sir?
-老天爺 -抱歉 我... - Oh, for Christ's sake. - I'm sorry, I don...
叫我弗蘭克 或者斯萊德先生 Just call me Frank. Call me Mr. Slade.
叫中校都行 Call me Colonel, if you must.
就是別叫我長官 Just don't call me sir.
好吧 中校 All right, Colonel.
查理·西姆斯 畢業班學生 Simms, Charles. A senior.
-你在領助學金嗎 西姆斯 -是的 - You on student aid, Simms? - Uh, yes, I am.
領助學金的都是騙子 For "Student aid" read "Crook."
你老爸賣車載電話 價格翻兩番 Your father peddles car telephones at a 300% markup.
老媽在照相館擔任要職 Your mother works on heavy commission in a camera store.
負責管理咖啡機 Graduated to it from espresso machines.
你為什么干這個 得了重病嗎 What are you, dying of some wasting disease?
我好端端地站在這 No, I'm right... I'm right here.
我知道你人在這 I know exactly where your body is.
我是說你的腦子 What I'm lookin' for is some indication of a brain.
打橄欖球不戴頭盔撞壞了吧 Too much football without a helmet?
林登就這么評價福特[都是總統]的 Lyndon's line on Gerry Ford.
1968年巴黎和談 我負責情報 Deputy Debriefer, Paris Peace Talks, '68.
得過銀星勛章和紀念銀條 Snagged the Silver Star and a silver bar.
然后去了陸軍二部 Threw me into G-2.
什么 G-2?
搞情報的 你沒腦子 干不了 Intelligence, of which you have none.
你是哪里人 Where you from?
俄勒岡州的格雷斯罕 Um, Gresham, Oregon,
長...中校 s... colonel.
你父親在那靠什么謀生 What does your daddy do in Gresham, Oregon?
數木屑嗎 Count wood chips?
我母親跟繼父開了一家便利店 My stepfather and my mom run a convenience store.
真便利 每天幾點營業 How convenient! What time they open?
早上五點 5:00 A.M.
打烊呢 Close?
凌晨一點 1:00 A.M.
真勤快 Hard workers.
我感動得都哭了 You got me all misty-eyed!
那你在這鳥不拉屎的地方干什么 So, what are you doin' here in this sparrow-fart town?
我在博德讀書 I... I attend Baird.
在博德讀書 Attend Baird!
我知道你在博德上學 I know you go to the Baird school.
問題是 你哪來的學費 Point is, how do you afford it,
哪怕有了助學金 even with the student aid,
你爹媽坑蒙拐騙也賺不夠啊 and the folks back home hustlin' corn nuts?
我還得了全美杰出青年獎學金 I won a Young America merit scholarship.
榮耀 榮耀哈利路亞 Glory, glory Hallelujah
誰啊 Who's there?
那個小崽子嗎 That little piece of tail?
讓她滾遠點 Get her outta here!
真不敢相信是我的晚輩 Can't believe they're my blood.
沒腦子還不懂禮貌 I.Q. of sloths and the manners of banshees.
她爸是個修理工 她媽是個家庭主婦 He's a mechanic, she's a homemaker.
修理工不懂汽車 He knows as much about cars as a beauty queen,
家庭主婦做不好飯 and she bakes cookies, taste like wing nuts.
生的孩子又是白癡 As for the tots, they're twits.
你皮膚怎么樣 當我的助理得體面點 How's your skin, son? I like my aides to be presentable.
原來有幾顆青春痘 Well, I... I've had a few zits.
不過室友把倩碧借我用了 因為他有... But my roommate, he lent me his Clinique because he's from...
《我的皮膚簡史》 查理·西姆斯著 "The History of My Skin," By Charles Simms.
當我沒見過世面嗎 You patronizing me, peewee?
高中小屁孩也敢跟我多嘴 You givin' me that old prep school palaver?
博德學院 Baird School!
家里有點閑錢的小屁孩們 A bunch of runny-nosed snots in tweed jackets
個個想著當總統 all studyin' to be George Bush.
布什總統念的是安多佛學院 中校 I believe President Bush went to Andover, Colonel.
你敢挑我的刺 小混球 You sharpshootin' me, punk?
你是在挑釁我嗎 Is that what you're doin'?
你再敢這么干 Don't you sharpshoot me!
就給我做40個俯臥撐 You'll give me forty.
然后再做40個 Then you're gonna give me forty more.
然后去炊事班洗圍裙 Then you're gonna pull K.P., the grease pit!
油腥體臭讓你聞個夠 I'll rub your nose in enlisted men's crud,
聞到生不如死 明白嗎 till you don't know which end is up! You understand?
明白 Yeah.
-你想要什么 -什么意思 - What do you want? - What do you mean, what do I want?
你來這干什么 What do you want here?
我想要一份工作 I want a job.
一份工作 A job!
我得靠兼職才能掙夠 Yeah, I want a job so I can make, you know,
圣誕回家的機票錢 my plane fare home for Christmas.
老天 真他媽感人 God, you're touching!
還沒走啊 哭窮鬼 Still here, poormouth?
便利店 鬼才信 Convenience store. My ass!
是騙鄉巴佬的錢吧 Hustlin' jalapeno dips to the appleseeds.
繼續啊 Go on.
解散 Dismissed.
解散 Dismissed!
羅西太太 Mrs. Rossi?
查理 我們在樓上呢 上來吧 Charlie, we're up here! Come on up.
-這是唐尼 -你好 查理 - This is Donny. - Hey, Charlie.
羅西太太 我搞砸了 Mrs. Rossi, I got the feelin' I screwed up.
怎么會 Oh, you couldn't have.
面試一團糟 It was a bad interview.
哪來的面試 就你了 That was no interview, Charlie. You're it.
只有你來應聘 非你不可了 You're the only one that showed up. You have to take the job.
他特能睡 你可以看電視 He sleeps a lot. You can watch television,
和女友煲電話粥 call your girlfriend.
我向你保證 這三百很容易掙 I promise you, an easy 300 bucks.
我可沒覺得容易 I don't get an easy feeling.
他是刀子嘴豆腐心 His bark is worse than his bite.
他是位偉大的軍人 真正的英雄 He was a great soldier, a real hero.
他會喜歡你的 The man grows on you!
一個周末你們就能交上朋友 By Sunday night, you'll be best friends.
查理 拜托了 Charlie, please.
我真得跟我丈夫離開幾天 I want to get away with my husband for a few days,
但弗蘭克叔叔不肯和我們一起去 and Uncle Frank won't come with us.
六個月前 他還能感覺到光 Six months ago, he could sometimes tell light from dark,
現在什么都看不見了 but now there's nothing.
有個人陪著他我也放心些 I feel better having someone else around just in case.
拜托了 Please?
好吧 羅西太太 Okay, Mrs. Rossi. Sure.
-謝謝 查理 -坐上來 寶貝 - Thank you, Charlie. - Come here, you.
好了 There you go.
小查 小查 等等 Chas! Chas, hold up!
-別來無恙 -我挺好的 - How ya doin'? - I'm good.
那就好 That's great.
這本要留館 不外借 This can't go out. This is on reserve.
是這樣的 Here's the thing.
明早普勒斯頓有個感恩節測試 I need the book tonight for a Thanksgiving quiz
-今晚我得靠它復習 -我知道 - with big-shit Preston in the morning. - Yeah, I know.
所以他說這書不能借 That's why he put it on reserve.
僅此一本 This is our only copy.
小查 今晚我得熬通宵 Chas, I'm pullin' an all-nighter.
沒這本書我就完了 明白嗎 Without that book I'm dead, okay?
明早七點半前不還回來 我就完了 If it's not back by 7:30, it's gonna be my ass.
我保證 保證還 Oh, I promise. I promise.
-拿穩了 -嗯 - Got it? - Yeah.
等我一下 鎖個門 Just a second. I gotta lock up.
好了 Okay.
天啊 你還不想離開這鬼地方嗎 God, can you wait to get out of this dump or what?
你們要去哪滑雪來著 Where you guys going skiing again?
糖楓亭還是... Sugarloaf or...
是林 小查 糖楓林 It's bush, Chas, Sugarbush.
好小子 That's my boys.
你們干什么呢 What are you doin'?
小聲點 Keep your voice down!
明早再告訴你 I'll tell you about it in the morning.
-漢薩克夫人 -喬治 - Mrs Hunsaker, - George,
-今天過得好嗎 -什么那么吵 - have a nice day? - why all the noise?
漢薩克來了 快走 快 It's Hunsaker! Go! Go!
我跟小查鬧著玩呢 I was just messin' around with Chas.
晚上好 查爾斯 Good evening, Charles.
您好 漢薩克夫人 Hi, Mrs. Hunsaker.
-什么聲音 -我也不知道 - What was that? - I don't know, ma'am.
-那些孩子是誰 -誰知道呢 - Who were those boys? - Oh, who knows?
他們干什么呢 What were they doing?
查理 Charles?
這條圍巾是您自己織的嗎 Did you make this scarf yourself?
不 喬治 我買的 No, George, I bought it.
-真漂亮 真的 -謝謝 喬治 - 'Cause it's a beauty. It really is. - Thank you, George.
感恩節前恐怕都見不到您了 In case I don't see you before the Thanksgiving holidays.
-來擁抱一下吧 -喬治 - Why don't you give me one of your big hugs? - Oh, George!
-來嘛 抱一下 -晚安 孩子們 - Please? Come on. - Good evening, boys.
再見 漢薩克夫人 Good-bye, Mrs. Hunsaker.
查斯克校長英勇無畏 Mr. Trask is our fearless leader,
學識淵博 求知若渴 a man of learning, a voracious reader.
哪怕垂釣小溪中 He could recite the "Iliad" in ancient greek
荷馬史詩信口誦 while fishing for trout in a rippling creek.
他雖天資聰穎 明察秋毫 Endowed with wisdom, of judgement sound,
卻總有一問不明了 nevertheless about him the questions abound.
查斯克校長如何坑蒙拐騙 How does Mr.Trask make such wonderful deals?
才讓理事會贈豪車相伴 Why did the trustees buy him Jaguar wheels?
他沒有貪贓枉法 He wasn't conniving!
也沒裝瘋賣傻 He wasn't crass!
他只是把嘴唇撅起 He merely puckered his lips,
親了理事們的屁屁 and kissed their ass!
來吧 來吧 Come on. Come on.
再來 再戳一下 快戳 One more! One more, come on!
去你媽的 Fuck you!
西姆斯先生 威利先生 Mr. Simms, Mr. Willis.
漢薩克夫人說 Mrs. Hunsaker says that
你們昨晚從圖書館出來 both you gentlemen were at a vantage point last night
看到了策劃這次"演出"的人 to observe who was responsible for this, uh, stunt.
是誰干的 Who was it?
我還真說不上來 先生 I really couldn't tell you, sir.
當時看到幾個人在路燈那忙活什么 I thought I saw someone fooling with the lamppost,
仔細一看他們就都跑了 but by the time I pulled focus, they were gone.
西姆斯先生 Mr. Simms?
我不知道 I couldn't say.
那輛車不是我個人的財產 That automobile is not just a possession of mine.
是學院理事會贈予我的 That automobile was presented to me by the Board of Trustees.
它代表著本校引以為傲的 It is a symbol of the standard of excellence
追求卓越的精神 for which this school is known,
而我不允許它被玷污 and I will not have it tarnished.
玷污車嗎 The automobile?
是精神 威利先生 The standard, Mr. Willis.
你持什么立場 西姆斯先生 What's your position, Mr. Simms?
您指什么 On what, sir?
在維護博德的名譽這事上 On preserving the reputation of Baird.
-當然以學校為首 -那是誰干的 - I... I'm for Baird. - Then, who did it?
我真的沒看清 I really couldn't say for sure.
很好 Very well.
下周一一早 我召集紀律委員會 First thing Monday morning, I'm convening a special session
召開專門會議 of the student-faculty disciplinary committee.
由于事關整個校園的聲譽 As this is a matter which concerns the whole school,
全體師生都要參加 the entire student body will be present.
所有課程及活動取消 There will be no classes, no activities.
在審理出結果前 Nothing will transpire at this institution,
其余事務全部延后 until that proceeding is concluded.
若屆時仍無任何進展 And if, at that time, we are no further along than we are now,
兩位將會被開除 I will expel you both.
威利先生 你可以先走了 Mr. Willis, would you excuse us?
感恩節愉快 Have a nice Thanksgiving.
謝謝 你也是 威利先生 Thank you. You too, Mr. Willis.
謝謝 I will.
西姆斯先生 Mr. Simms.
對你 我還有話要說 I'm not quite through with you yet.
身為校長 有個好處 One of the few perks of this office is that
我有權親自處理一些校務 I am empowered to handle certain matters on my own as I see fit.
明白我意思嗎 Do you understand?
-明白 先生 -很好 - Yes, sir. - Good.
哈佛大學招生辦主任跟我有協議 The Dean of Admissions at Harvard and I have an arrangement.
包括博德學生申請哈佛的相關事宜 Along with the usual sheaf of applicants submitted by Baird,
其實呢 三分之二的學生都已經內定 of which virtually, oh, two-thirds are guaranteed admittance,
但我有一個名額 I add one name,
可以是個優秀的貧困生 somebody who's a standout and yet, underprivileged,
是個負擔不起 a student who cannot afford
食宿和學費的學生 to pay the board and tuition in Cambridge.
知道今年我準備提名誰嗎 Do you know on whose behalf I drafted a memo this year?
-不知道 -是你 西姆斯先生 - No, sir. - You. You, Mr. Simms.
現在可以告訴我是誰干的嗎 Now can you tell me who did it?
不 先生 我不能說 No, sir, I can't.
這周末你回去好好想想 西姆斯先生 You take the weekend to think about it, Mr. Simms.
下午愉快 Good afternoon.
他和你說了什么 What'd he say?
-沒什么 -什么叫沒什么 - Nothin'. - What do you mean, nothing?
一樣的話 又嘮叨了一遍 He said the same thing. He just said it over to me.
知道他演的是哪一出嗎 You know what he's doing?
這叫唱完白臉唱紅臉 He's good-cop, bad-coppin' us.
他知道說不動我 而你還舉棋不定 He knows I'm old guard. You're fringe.
所以要對我來硬的 對你來軟的 He's gonna bear down on me and soft-soap you.
他討好你了吧 對嗎 Did he try to soft-soap you? Did he?
沒有 No.
小查 我能感到你有一絲慌張 Chas, I detect a slight panic pulse from you.
你怕了嗎 Are you panicking?
-是的 有一點 -拜托 - Yeah, a little. - Come on.
-你拿著獎學金 對吧 -是啊 - You're on scholarship, right? - Yeah.
你個俄勒岡小子拿了獎學金來博德讀書 You're on scholarship from Oregon at Baird.
千里迢迢啊 小查 You're a long way from home, Chas.
這兩者有什么關系嗎 What's that got to do with anything?
我不知道這種事在你們那怎么解決 I don't know how it works out there.
但在這 我們團結一致 But how it works here? We stick together.
不管發生什么 我們都抵抗到底 It's us against them, no matter what.
我們不出賣朋友保全自己 We don't cover our ass.
也不告訴家長 We don't tell our parents.
每個人都守口如瓶 Stonewall everybody!
最重要的 絕不 絕不 And above all, never, never...
拋下兄弟不管 Leave any of us twisting in the wind.
就是這么回事 And that's it.
這跟我拿獎學金有什么關系 What does that have to do with me being on scholarship?
就是想跟你說清楚 沒別的 I'm just tryin' to bring you up to speed, kid, that's it.
謝謝 Thanks.
給我幾個小時想想下一步怎么辦 I'll tell you what. Give me a few hours to figure out the moves,
今晚打我佛蒙特州的電話 and call me tonight in Vermont.
我會在糖楓林別墅 I'll be at the Sugarbush lodge, all right?
好的 All right.
你還好嗎 You all right?
還好吧 Yeah, I guess so.
那就好 Okay.
別讓他一天喝超過四杯 Try to keep him down to four drinks a day.
能控制在四十杯 就是你的本事了 If you can keep him down to forty, you're doin' good.
可以給酒摻水 你知道怎么做吧 Try to water them down a little. Do you know how to do that?
要趕路了 親愛的 It's a long ride, honey!
把包放車上 我馬上出來 Get the bags in the car. I'll be right out.
媽媽 媽媽 Mommy, Mommy!
別忘了帶弗蘭克叔叔散步 Don't forget Uncle Frank's walk.
對了 Oh, yeah.
你每天要帶他出去透透氣 You have to air him out a little every day.
你可以先去他那兒 熟悉一下 Why don't you go on back there, get yourself oriented?
我馬上過去把電話什么的給你 I'll come out in a minute, give you telephone numbers and stuff.
我可不會做這種事 Well, I wouldn't try a thing like that,
除非我事先知道 unless I knew, would I?
讓我跟她說 Just let me speak to her.
美人 是你嗎 Hello, beautiful. Is that you?
我們昨天剛聊過 Yeah, we spoke yesterday.
你午餐配紅酒了嗎 You have a glass of wine with lunch?
你的聲音聽上去有點微醺 You sound a little dusky.
等我一下 親愛的 Just a minute, sweetheart.
居然回來了 You're back, huh?
迎難而上 Tenacious!
把我的制服拿出來 Get out my dress blues.
在衣柜的衣袋里 They're in a garment bag in the closet.
還有上層抽屜里的肩章 Check the top dresser drawer. Take out the shoulder boards,
把肩章別在衣服上 左右肩都要 and affix them shoulders right and left,
越快越好 A.S.A.P.
馬上開始 That means now.
抱歉 久等了 親愛的 Hello. Sorry to keep you waitin', sweetheart.
我不喜歡催別人 I'm not the kind of guy who likes to rush things,
可我要去機場搭4點的飛機 but I'm catchin' a 4:00 at Logan,
現在窗外連出租車的影子都看不見 lookin' out my window, and there's not a taxi in sight.
切特怎么了 What happened to Chet?
還不舍得買收音機嗎 He didn't invest in a radio yet?
讓你司機聽電話 Well, get your driver on it.
讓他趕緊 Tell him to get a move on.
對 Yes.
有這慵懶性感的嗓音 肯定是美人 Some kind of body has got to go with that bedroom voice.
哪天我要去你那兒一飽眼福 One day I'm gonna swing by, get a better look at it.
一定 You bet.
再見 Bye.
行李箱在床底下 拿出來 My val-pak's underneath the bed. Get it out.
肩章放在制服上 疊起來 Put the boards on the blues and fold 'em in.
我們要出門嗎 中校 Are we going someplace, Colonel?
關你什么事 What business is that of yours?
別聳肩 臭小子 Don't shrug, imbecile.
我都瞎了 小動作留給小妞看吧 I'm blind. Save your body language for the bimbi.
把我行李拿出來 Now, get my gear out.
弗朗辛 上車 Francine, get in the car.
都快三點了 這一家子活寶還沒走 It's almost 3:00. The goddamn Flintstones haven't left yet.
威利·羅西上車咯 Willie Rossi must go in the car!
-羅西太太來了 -見鬼 - Here comes Mrs. Rossi now. - Damn it!
今天已經跟我道別三次了 She said good-bye to me three times today.
她什么毛病 離別焦慮癥嗎 What's she got, separation anxiety?
別讓她進里屋 Cut her off at the door!
親愛的你好 親愛的再見 Hi, honey. Bye, honey.
真希望你跟我們一起去 I wish you were coming with us.
我也希望 Me too.
下次吧 Maybe next time.
小心開車 Drive carefully now.
查理 我們走了 Charlie, this is where we'll be.
好運 查理 別讓他喝太多 Good luck, Charlie. Don't let him drink too much.
回見 查理 See ya, Charlie!
還有 別讓他打色情專線 And no 900 numbers.
他喜歡開黃腔 He loves to talk dirty.
好了 繼續干活吧 All right, let's get to work.
不會扣嗎 L-buckles givin' you trouble?
沒參加過童子軍吧 小伙子 Never in the Boy Scouts, sluggo?
-我以前是童子軍新兵 -新兵算個屁 - I, I made Tenderfoot. - Tenderfoot, my foot!
便利店家的小子 Convenience-store mama's boy.
來 我看看 Here. Let me take a look at that.
再敢碰我就宰了你 小雜種 Touch me again, I'll kill ya, you little son-of-a-bitch!
只許我碰你 明白嗎 I touch you. Understand?
我的肩章在最上層抽屜 給我拿來 My shoulder boards are in the top dresser drawer. Get them, son.
有銀橡樹葉的那對 The epaulets with the silver oak leaf.
-是這個嗎 -沒錯 - Are these... - Good.
出租車來了嗎 Taxi come yet?
中校 我們要去哪兒 Colonel, where are we going?
我們要去哪兒 Where we going?
畸形秀大舞臺 Freak show central.
-在哪兒 -紐約 - Where's that? - New York City.
我們去紐約州紐約市 小子 That's in New York, son. New York State.
羅西太太沒說過要出門啊 Mrs. Rossi didn't say anything to me about going anywhere.
她忘了 She forgot.
-要不要給她打個電話 -你逗我嗎 - Should we call her, 'cause I... - You kidding me?
我有她號碼... She left a number. we just...
打電話? Call her?
等他們開著那輛破車到奧爾巴尼 By the time they get to Albany in that "Hupmobile" he drives,
夏季賽馬大會都開幕了 it'll be opening day at Saratoga.
-中校 我不能去紐約 -為什么 - Colonel, I can't go to New York City. - Why not?
紐約 New York...
-帶你到紐約責任太大了 -責任 - New York's too much responsibility. - Responsibility!
我第一次當排長 手下有不少17歲小伙子 I had a lot of 17 year olds my first platoon.
全靠我照顧 走吧 I took care of them. All set!
我看起來怎么樣 How do I look?
票 錢 Tickets. Money.
講稿 Speech.
林登時期的老笑話 Old Washington joke, from my days with Lyndon.
我就知道出租車靠得住 I knew I could count on transportation.
準備好了嗎 Are you ready?
又不簽賣身契 說個"是的"就行了 This is not Panmunjom. A simple yes will do.
好了 拿包出發 Good! Here you go.
快 別磨蹭 小子 Come on! Hup to it, son!
你走我前面 走吧 You're in front of me. Let's go.
湯斯特 過來 小毛球 Tomster, come here, boy.
快來 Come on.
湯斯特來吧 好樣的 真乖 Here, Tomster, come on. Tomster, Tomster. Yeah.
記住 Remember,
拿不準時 挺槍就上 when in doubt, fuck.
下午好 先生 您飛哪兒 Good afternoon, sir. Where's our destination?
紐約市 勇者之都 Our destination. New York City, home of the brave!
兩張機票去紐約 Two for the shuttle to New York.
這可不是普通機票 I'm not shuttling anywhere.
看仔細了 頭等艙 Look at those tickets. "First class."
對 先生 頭等艙 Yes, sir, first class.
你幫我也買票了 Colonel, you bought me a ticket?
我可沒說也要去 I never said I'd go to New York.
怎么了 你難道是個 What are you, some kind of chicken-shit,
循規蹈矩的縮頭烏龜嗎 sticks to job description only?
46號登機口 先生 Gate 46, sir.
-給你 -謝謝 先生 - As you were, son. - Thank you, sir.
登機口怎么走 Which way's the door?
你瞎了嗎 你是不是瞎了 Are you blind? Are you blind?
當然沒有 Of course not.
那為什么總是來抓我的胳膊 Then why do you keep grabbin' my goddamn arm?
只能我抓你的 I take your arm.
-抱歉 -沒什么好抱歉的 - I'm sorry. - Don't be sorry.
一輩子看MTV臺 你懂什么 How would you know, watchin' MTV all your life?
太好了 Yes!
-杰克丹尼 -少不了的 - Jack Daniels. - You bet.
-低卡汽水 -老樣子 - And Diet Slice. - The old Diet Slice.
-還有一杯水 -謝謝 達芙妮 - And a water. - Thank you, Daphne.
不用謝 先生 Certainly, sir.
你怎么知道她名字的 How did you know her name?
她擦的是佛羅瑞斯 Well, she's wearin' Floris.
英國香水 That's an English cologne.
但說話卻是加州口音 But her voice is California chickie.
加州姑娘想當英國淑女 Now, California chickie bucking for English lady,
我就叫她達芙妮 I call her Daphne.
你那小玩意要見大世面了 Oh, big things may happen to that little thing of yours.
中校 Look, Colonel,
我帶你去紐約 I'll get you to New York, all right?
把你送去之后我就回來 Then I'm gonna have to turn around and come back.
好吧 傻查 你怎么做都行 Well, Chuck, you gotta do what you gotta do.
我叫查理 Charlie, all right? Or Charles.
抱歉 不能怪你 Sorry. I can't blame you, though.
傻查是... Chuck is a...
為什么要去紐約 So, why are we going to New York?
該你知道的會讓你知道的 All information will be given on a need-to-know basis.
達芙妮呢 讓她過來 Where's Daphne? Let's get her down here.
她在后面 She's in the back.
小麻雀總是在后面 A tail's in the tail.
但我還能聞到她的芳香 Oh, but I still smell her.
女人啊 Women!
能說些什么呢 What can you say?
誰創造了女人 Who made 'em?
上帝真他媽是個天才 God must have been a fuckin' genius.
秀發 The hair.
秀發就是女人的全部 They say the hair is everything, you know.
你有沒有把頭埋在卷曲的秀發里 Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls,
沉醉得不想醒來 and just wanted to go to sleep forever?
還有嘴唇 Or lips,
碰到香軟的唇 and when they touched, yours were like,
就像穿越沙漠后 that first swallow of wine,
嘗到的第一口美酒 after you just crossed the desert.
乳房 Tits!
大的 小的 Big ones, little ones,
乳頭盯著你看 nipples staring right out at ya.
就像秘密探照燈 Like secret searchlights.
還有腿 And legs,
不管是黃金比例的直腿 I don't care if they're Greek columns,
還是曲線動人的美腿 or secondhand Steinways.
雙腿之間的 What's between 'em,
才是通往天堂的護照 passport to heaven.
我要喝一杯 I need a drink.
西姆斯先生 Yes, Mr. Simms,
全世界 there's only two syllables
只有兩個字值得一聽 in this whole wide world worth hearing:
陰部 pussy.
你在聽嗎 我這可是字字珠璣 Are you listening to me, son? I'm givin' you pearls here.
你真是很喜歡女人 I guess you really like women.
勝過一切 Oh, above all things!
遠次于女人排名第二的 A very, very distant second,
是法拉利跑車 is a Ferrari.
查理 Charlie?
把手給我 Give me your hand.
這只是你的第一課 This is just the start of your education, son.
-我們在哪兒 -我們在哪兒 - Where are we? - Where are we?
一切文明的焦點 The cynosure of all things civilized:
華爾道夫酒店 the Waldorf-Astoria.
我上次是和一個布魯塞爾的情報人員來的 The last time I was here, Charlie, was with a G-2 from Brussels.
他有輛法拉利 Had a Ferrari.
我每天都要替那個混蛋開門 Every day I held the door open for the fucker.
他都沒帶我兜過風 Never even offered me a ride.
去他媽的 Well, fuck him.
現在他死了 我瞎了 He's dead and I'm blind.
-傳個話 -謝謝 先生 - Spread the word. - Thank you, sir.
-智者即將到來 -什么意思 - The intelligence will be forthcoming? - Sir?
去跟小姐們說 On the escort scene.
好的 先生 Yes, sir.
-歡迎來華爾道夫 -謝謝 朋友 - And welcome to the Waldorf. - Gracias, amigo.
波多黎各人最適合跑腿 Puerto Ricans, always made the best infantrymen.
又回家了 I'm home again.
給我列個酒水清單 好嗎 Give me an inventory on this, will you?
好吧 我走到哪兒了 亞洲嗎 All right, where am l, in Asia?
他說了 He told me the phone was
電話在房間另一頭 不是嗎 on the other side of the room, didn't he?
在窗邊嗎 By the windows?
就在這兒 It's right here.
好 Okay.
要開工了 We're in business.
請接橡樹屋 Get me the Oak Room.
清單呢 How's that inventory comin'?
有占邊威士忌 美國威士忌 Uh, there's Jim Beam and Early Times.
軍需官又被收買了 你好 Quartermaster's on the take again. Hello.
謝爾登或者麥克在嗎 Is Sheldon or Mack there?
我是弗蘭克·斯萊德中校 This is Lt. Col. Frank Slade.
我以前是常客 I used to be a regular.
經常跟嘉比將軍一起來 I used to come in with a General Garbisch.
是的 可能是因為他已經長眠地下了 Yes, that's probably because he's at Arlington six feet under.
聽好了 我要訂一張兩人桌 Listen up. I want a table for two,
別靠近大門 8點15分 and I don't mean Siberia, 8:15.
把那些小瓶子清掉 Clear them little bottles off.
等我打完電話 告訴海曼 And when I get off the phone, call up Hyman.
我要一整面墻的約翰丹尼 Tell him I want it wall to wall with John Daniels.
你是說 杰克丹尼嗎 Uh, don't you mean, uh, Jack Daniels?
你可能覺得是杰克 He may be Jack to you, son.
但要是你的酒齡[鳥兒]有我這么長... But when you've known him as long as I have...
開玩笑的 你好 That's a joke. Hello!
我是弗蘭克·斯萊德中校 This is Lt. Col. Frank Slade.
我要訂一輛豪車 8點到 I would like a limo, 8:00.
你要喝什么 What are you drinkin'?
不用了 謝謝 我不用 Uh, nothing, thanks. I don't use it.
酒有什么好用的 What's useful about it?
中校 我得走了 I don't know. Listen, Colonel, I have to get going.
去哪兒 Where you goin'?
回學校 我有一些 Back to school. I've got some
很重要的事情要處理 real important stuff I have to take care of.
好啊 Very well.
但我不會讓你空著肚子回去的 But I never let my aides leave on an empty stomach.
跟我吃完晚飯 我讓司機送你去機場 You'll dine with me and then my driver will transport you
坐10點的飛機回波士頓 to the airport for the Boston Shuttle departing at 2200 hours.
現在 幫我把行李拿出來 Meanwhile, unpack my bag.
我要光顧一下廁所 I'm gonna christen the latrine.
司機 你叫什么名字 What's your name, driver?
-我叫曼尼 先生 -曼尼 - Manny, sir. - Manny.
華爾道夫的侍者 The bellhops at the Waldorf,
有能耐找到像樣的小姐嗎 are they any good at getting escorts?
-不知道 先生 -你知道些什么 - I wouldn't know, sir. - What would you know?
-關于什么 -你懂的 - About what? - About you-know-what?
我說不定可以幫忙安排 Maybe I could manage something.
我可只要頭牌 I'm talkin' top of the line, now.
我考慮考慮 先生 Let me think about this, sir.
你怎么回事 What's the matter with you?
我嗎 With me?
是啊 這車好重 你知道為什么嗎 Yeah. Car feels heavy. You know why?
全世界的重量都在你肩上 You got the fuckin' weight of the world on your shoulders.
學校里有點事而已 I got a little problem at school, that's all.
-說來聽聽 -不是什么大事 - Spit it out! - It's not a big deal, all right?
我們現在去哪兒 橡樹屋嗎 Where we going, the Oak Room or somethin'?
如果不是什么大事 If it's not a big deal,
干嘛說"很重要的事" why did you say "real important stuff"?
你干什么了 上了院長的女兒嗎 What are you doin', banging the dean's daughter?
-就是有點麻煩 -什么麻煩 - I'm just in a little trouble. - What kind of trouble?
我看到一些人做了一些事 I saw some guys doing something.
說還是不說 還是自己倒霉 To tell or not to tell, or it's your ass.
-你怎么知道 -我是巫師 - How'd you know that? - I'm a wizard.
說具體點兒 Give me the details, come on.
我有個同學叫哈利 There's this guy at school named Harry.
他家很有錢 He's this real rich kid.
他算是 事件主謀 He like...runs the show.
還有誰 Who else?
還有一個叫喬治 但他什么都沒干 There's another guy, George, but George didn't do anything.
喬治和我看到哈利他們在干壞事 George and I saw Harry and his buddies doin' somethin'.
你學校的老師 Now, the folks at Baird,
覺得你和喬治可以指認他們嗎 they know you and George can identify the guilty parties?
沒錯 Yeah, they think we can.
喬治是你朋友 George is a friend of yours.
不算是 但他人不壞 He's not a friend, but he's all right.
-你信任他嗎 -算是吧 - You trust him? - Yeah, I guess so.
-他也拿獎學金嗎 -不 怎么了 - He's on scholarship too? - No, why?
有了喬治 有了哈利 還有麻煩 We got George, we got Harry, we got trouble.
他們有錢 你沒錢 你想變有錢 They're rich, you're poor. You wanna get rich.
你想畢業之后 變得像他們一樣有錢 You wanna graduate Baird, become a rich big shot like them.
-我說得對嗎 -完全不對 - Am I right? - No. It's not that way at all.
好吧 查理 Okay, Charlie!
先生 橡樹屋到了 Here we are, gentlemen, the Oak Room.
橡樹屋 The Oak Room!
來份菜單 雙份杰克丹尼加冰 Bring us a menu and double Jack Daniels on the rocks.
查理 坐著 Charlie, sit down here.
先生 您還是穿上外套吧 Uh, perhaps you'll feel more comfortable in this, sir.
你看上去很帥 You look great!
謝謝 Thank you.
查理 這里就是橡樹屋了 Here we are, Charlie. the Oak Room.
給我念下菜單吧 Now, read me the bill of fare.
我看看 Let's see.
橡樹屋漢堡包和薯條 24美元 You got the Oak Room Burger and fries for $24.
酒怎么還沒來 服務員拖泥帶水的 Where's the booze? Flowin' like mud around here.
一個漢堡包要24美元 A $24 hamburger?
這怎么回事 What's the story?
什么怎么回事 What story?
你是神秘大富豪嗎 Are you a rich miser or something?
不 我只是個普通的瞎子 No, I'm just your average blind man.
一個普通的瞎子 Your average blind man.
那你怎么付得起這些 How do you plan on paying for all this stuff?
用嶄新干凈的美元 Crisp, clean dollars. American.
我存了些殘疾補助款 I saved up my disability checks.
你存了多少 我們坐頭等艙 How much did you save? I mean, we flew first class,
住華爾道夫酒店 飯店賣24美元的漢堡 we're at the Waldorf-Astoria, a $24 hamburger restaurant.
都在掌控中 查理 All part of a plan, Charlie.
我要加入嗎 You want to let me in on it?
干嘛讓你加入 你又沒興趣 Why should I? You're not interested.
你根本不想管我 You don't give a shit!
你馬上就要坐末班機飛走了 You're leavin' on that last shuttle out of La Guardia.
你只有15分鐘了 看來是趕不上了 You got 15 minutes, son. I don't think you're gonna make it,
除非橡樹屋有一架 unless the Oak Room keeps
直升機停在天臺 some complimentary helicopter on the roof.
可惜沒有 不 No, sir. No!
你得待到明天了 You're here till tomorrow.
你說最后一班10點起飛的 You said the last shuttle leaves at 2200 hours.
不是嗎 That's 10 o'clock, right?
是啊 Last I heard, yeah.
現在才八點半 It's only 8:30.
我騙你的 飛機9點起飛 I lied. Leaves at 9:00.
-9點起飛? -冷靜點 - It leaves at 9:00? - Calm down. Calm down.
事實上 查理 The truth is, Charlie,
我要一只導盲犬幫我實施計劃 I need a guide dog to help me execute my plan.
什么計劃 What plan?
你有權利知道 You have a right to know.
也不算是個計劃 只是... It's not really a plan, Charlie. It's sort of a...
更像是旅游 more like a tour,
享樂之旅 a little tour of pleasures:
住豪華酒店 吃高檔餐廳 stay in a first-class hotel, eat an agreeable meal,
喝一杯上等紅酒 drink a nice glass of wine,
拜訪我的哥哥 see my big brother.
畢竟親情無價 Nothing like family, you know.
然后 和一個極品女郎做愛 And then, make love to a terrific woman.
然后 After that...
我會躺在華爾道夫那張大床上 I'm gonna lie down on my big, beautiful bed at the Waldorf,
一槍崩了自己 and blow my brains out.
可以為您推薦今晚特供嗎 May I tell you our specials?
可以 先生 You may, sir.
今晚我們有炭燒鹿肉 Tonight we have charred venison
配蕎麥面和青胡椒 with buckwheat spaetzle and green peppercorn.
燒烤小牛肉 配番茄醬和烤茄子 Grilled veal, tomato tapenade, and roasted eggplants.
給我張餐巾紙 我口水要流下來了 Get me a napkin. My mouth's watering.
如果您甜品想點蛋奶酥 If you like our souffle for dessert,
最好現在就點 it would be good to order it now.
好的 蛋奶酥 Yes, on the souffle.
其他的菜我們等下點 Give us a half a minute on the rest.
好的 先生 Very good, sir.
-我想點米粒面 -斯萊德中校 - I'm leaning towards the spaetzle. - Colonel Slade.
查理 桌上有面包圈吧 Charlie, rolls on the table?
幫我拿過來 Give 'em to me.
你應該嘗嘗這個 查理 You should try these rolls, Charlie.
我還在瓦丘卡堡時 I used to dream about them
就對這個朝思暮想 when I was at Fort Huachuca.
斯萊德中校 Colonel Slade.
科羅拉多再往西去的面包就不好吃了 Bread's no good west of the Colorado.
水質堿性太強 Water's too alkaline.
斯萊德中校 你是說... Colonel Slade, did you say...
我沒聽錯吧 Did I hear you right?
你...你說你要自殺 You...you said you're gonna kill yourself?
不是 我是說要一槍崩了自己 No, I said I was gonna blow my brains out.
你嘗嘗這個 查理 幫你涂好黃油了 Try one of these rolls, Charlie. I buttered it for ya.
我不要面包圈 I don't want a roll, all right?
好吧 那吃個小蘿卜 Okay. Have a radish!
請給我來杯雙份杰克丹尼 加冰 Hello! Bring me a double Jack Daniels on the rocks.
好的先生 馬上就來 Yes, sir. Right away.
請別這樣 Please, don't do that.
別這樣 Don't do that.
這地方真是好啊 What a marvelous place!
好了 Okay.
好了 Yeah.
你就睡這兒 Your billet is here.
被褥在壁櫥里的架子上 You'll find bedding in the closet on the shelf.
早晨的時候 In the morning,
這個地方要恢復成客廳的樣子 the area will be returned to sitting-room mode,
最晚不準超過7點 no later than 0700 hours.
你干嘛呢 What was that?
沒什么 It's nothing.
下次動作快點 Next time, snap it out!
拇指指向手掌 Thumb to palm,
食指到小指整齊并攏 index finger through little digit, smartly aligned,
迅速指向發際線 禮畢 sharp to the hairline, down!
有不少比你厲害得多的人 Too many men, far better than you,
都向我敬過禮 have executed that courtesy.
如果你是個聰明人 就別再敬了 And if you're smart, you won't try it again.
我這只蝙蝠的雷達可比鸚鵡螺號的敏銳 This bat has got sharper radar than the Nautilus.
別跟我瞎鬧 查理 Don't fuck with me, Charlie.
祝你睡個好覺 孩子 See you get a good night's sleep, son.
今天是個美好的日子 It's a lovely day today
無論你想做什么 So, whatever you gotta do
趕上好日子快去做 You got a lovely day to do it in that's true
早安 查理 Good morning, Charlie.
-早安 -查理 這是索非亞 - Good morning. - This is Sofia, Charlie.
她會用針線變戲法 She's a magician with a needle.
索非亞在給我做格倫花格呢套裝 Sofia's workin' me up a little "Glen Plaid" Number,
我請她給你也做一套 and I've asked her if she'd put something together for you.
中校 我不需要衣服 Uh, I don't need any clothes, Colonel.
這是上流社會的標準行頭 Standard issue for an upscale urban assignment.
查理 如果你不喜歡這衣服 You don't like the clothes, Charlie,
任務完成后 on completion of duty,
就送人吧 you can give 'em away.
果汁 咖啡 還有各種點心 Juice, coffee, and other assorted goodies
都在那邊的手推車里 on the trolley over there.
起床吧 收拾收拾 Get yourself up, get yourself together!
好日子 何不唱一支歌 It's a great day for singin' a song
好日子 何不繼續前行 And it's a great day for movin' along
趕上好日子 從早到晚 And it's a great day from morning to night
好日子里 And it's a great day
人人解脫 For everybody's plight
中校 你今天感覺如何 How are you feeling today, Colonel?
好極了 好得不能再好了 Super! Superior!
好到天上去了 Superfluous!
年輕的蘇菲感恩節還到這兒干活 Young Sofie here is working Thanksgiving,
因為她要供自己上大學 because she's trying to put herself through college.
我說 我的小伙伴查理也快上大學了 I told her, "My young friend Charlie's headed for college."
-抱歉 -你要去哪 - Uh, excuse me. - Where you goin'?
我要打個電話 I need to use the phone.
用這個電話不行嗎 What's wrong with the phones in here?
我不想打擾您 I don't want to disturb you.
你沒有打擾我 打吧 You're not disturbing me. Make your call.
我需要點隱私 I'd kinda like to be private.
不準進我的房間 Stay outta my room!
這里夠隱私了 This is as private as you're gonna get.
要是你有任務在身 亟需完成 But if you've got somethin' that must be done
而這任務非你不可 And it can only be done by one
索非亞 Sofia.
改天你也定制一身怎么樣 What are the chances of suitin' you up sometime?
-糖楓林別墅 -我找喬治·威利 - Sugarbush Lodge. - Hi, George Willis, please.
-你好 -喬治 我是查理 - Hello! - George! Hey, it's Charlie.
是小查啊 明年你一定要一起來 Hey, Chas. Next year you gotta come up with us.
試試在雪女郎身上吸白粉 White powder on a base of snow bunnies.
小查 你在聽嗎 Chas, are you there?
我在聽 Yeah, I'm here.
你讓我給你打電話商量策略來著 You told me to call you for the moves.
好吧 All right.
現在看來 策略就是維持現狀 For now, the move's no moves status quo.
該怎么樣還怎么樣 Everything's the way we left it.
那是什么樣 How did we leave it?
看不見 聽不見 See no evil, hear no evil.
你懂嗎 小查 You know what I mean, Chas?
好吧 看不見 聽不見 Yeah. See no evil, hear no evil.
-照做就行了 -好吧 再見 - Okay, then, walk like you talk! - All right, good-bye.
-是喬治·威利吧 -是啊 - George Willis, huh? - Yeah.
喬治·威利 George Willis.
他爸應該是老喬治·威利 That makes his father probably George Willis, Senior.
查理 我問你 Charlie, I ask ya,
你覺得老喬治 what do you think Big George
會怎么看待小喬治的 is gonna feel about Little George
看不見 聽不見 seeing no evil, hearing no evil?
我們說好不告訴家長的 Well, we're not gonna tell our parents.
只有我們知道 We're just gonna keep it between ourselves.
喬治不打算告訴他爸啊 Oh, George isn't gonna tell his father about this thing!
他可真夠意思 Damn decent of him.
-抱歉 -沒關系 - Scusi. - Prego.
被你刺的感覺很美妙 I love it when you hurt me.
告訴我 查理 Tell me now, Charlie.
這個小喬治·威利 他爸做什么的 This, uh, George Willis, Junior, what's his father do?
我也不太清楚 I don't really know.
那么我告訴你 Well, I'm gonna tell ya.
老喬治·威利 When George Willis, Sr.,
不忙著做安泰保險公司的股東 isn't busy as a million-dollar man for Aetna Casualty,
也不忙著做克萊斯勒汽車公司 or is it New England Distributor
在新英格蘭的經銷商時 for the Chrysler Corporation,
他就會想起他的兒子 小喬治·威利 he concerns himself with his young son, George Willis, Junior.
喬治不會告訴他爸的 George isn't going to say anything to his father.
我說查理啊 Oh, Charlie.
老喬治給小喬治上緊了發條 Big George is gonna wind up Little George,
小喬治就能唱得天花亂墜 and Little George is gonna sing like a canary.
你要是心情好 就跟著他跳吧 And if you're hip, kid, you're gonna hop to, too.
你都看透了是嗎 You've got this all figured out, don't you?
看透這些又不需要拿 It don't take no Young America merit scholarship
全美杰出青年獎學金 to figure this one out.
查理 你出身卑微 Charlie, you had a little life,
之所以來博德念書 so you decided to go to the Baird School
無非是想讓自己更有競爭力 to put yourself in the market for a big one.
現在 要想競爭下去 Now, in order to stay in the running,
就得說出他們想要知道的 you're gonna have to tell these people what they want to know.
你真這樣想 You think so?
-好了嗎 索非亞 -是的 - Are we finished, Sofia? - Yes.
謝謝 謝謝 Grazie. Grazie.
查理 Charlie,
要是你現在不說 if you don't sing now,
將來你的結局就是 you're gonna end up, not only shelving biscuits
在俄勒岡鄉下的便利店里理貨 in some convenience store in the Oregon burbs,
咽氣前說的最后一句話 probably the last word you'll ever hear yourself say
估計還是 just before you croak
"祝您愉快 歡迎再次光臨" gonna be, "Have a nice day and come back soon."
索非亞 Sofia!
趕快量量查理的尺寸 Measure up Charlie, pronto.
我們要赴感恩節宴會 We got a date for Thanksgiving.
宴會 We got a date?
去我哥哥家 My brother's place.
紐約白原市的W·R·斯萊德 W.R. Slade, White Plains, New York.
中校 我不能去你哥哥家 Colonel, I can't go with you to your brother's place.
我得回學校去 I mean, I should be getting back to school.
你總得過感恩節吧 Well, you gotta have Thanksgiving somewhere.
吃點喝點 正好陪我一起 I mean, eats and treats. I could use the company, Charlie.
好吧 他知道我去嗎 All right. Does he know I'm comin'?
他都不知道我去 He doesn't know I'm comin'.
注意看我進門后 But wait till you see the look on his face,
他的表情 when I walk through the door.
他可喜歡我了 Oh, he loves me!
查理 至于你的小問題 Oh, Charlie, about your little problem,
世界上有兩種人 there are two kinds of people in this world:
一種直面困難 those who stand up and face the music,
一種縮回洞里 and those who run for cover.
還是洞里好 Cover's better.
好了 索非亞 快改衣服 Okay, Sofia, suit 'im up!
弄帥一點 Make him pretty!
當心 Careful.
-按門鈴嗎 -沒錯 - Should I ring it? - Yeah.
您好 Yes?
你好啊 你是哪位 Yes! Who is this?
-我是蘭迪 -蘭迪 新成員嗎 - It's Randy. - Randy? You new?
我是你侄子 I'm your nephew.
我來了 Here I am!
你姐姐把我關得太久了 Your sister's been hoarding me long enough.
-我也該出來花花錢了 -弗蘭克叔叔 - Thought it's time to spread the riches around. - Uncle Frank!
-格洛麗亞 -我是蓋爾 - Gloria! - Gail.
當然了 Of course.
來體驗一下紐約的家庭聚餐 Say hello to the potluck party from New York City.
你們的弗蘭克叔叔 Good old Uncle Frank,
和陪他前來的查理·西姆斯 and this here with him is Charlie Simms,
博德學校足球隊的明星中衛 star halfback of the Baird football team.
他們不僅打敗了艾克賽特和格羅頓 They not only beat Exeter and Groton this year,
還打敗了阿奎那高中 but Aquinas High School too.
你們那苦逼老爸呢 Where's your miserable father?
等等 別 給他個驚喜 Wait! No, no. Let's surprise him.
嚇嚇他那肥厚的心臟 威利 Give that fat heart of his an attack. Willie!
威利 Oh, Willie!
你好啊 弗蘭克 Hello, Frank.
-你好嗎 -不錯 - How you doin'? - Okay.
來握個手 Here's my hand.
查理 這位是W·R·斯萊德 Charlie, meet W.R. Slade.
很高興見到你 先生 Nice to meet you, sir.
他可是個大忙人 The original bulging briefcase man.
格雷琴 我聞到西梅了 Gretchen, I smell those prunes!
是烤火雞嗎 We talkin' Turkey Marbella?
是的 Yes, we are.
我們來聞聞 過來 Let's have a whiff. Come on.
我一直暗戀你呢 過來 You know, I always had a sneaker for you. Come here.
加里 你在哪呢 我聽到你咳嗽了 Where are you, Garry? I heard you cough.
你是誰來著 Who are you again?
我在華爾道夫酒店...他是你弟弟嗎 I'm just here at the Waldorf-Astoria with... Is it your brother?
W·R家族里最小的 你還好嗎 W.R.'s final issue. How ya doin'?
是的 你到底是誰 Yes. Who the hell are you?
我是陪他過周末的看護 I'm kinda takin' care of him for the weekend.
查理 Charlie!
上帝 Jesus!
抱歉 酒呢 準備得可太慢了 Sorry. Where's the booze? Flowin' like mud here.
說實話 他狀態不太好 To tell the truth, the colonel's not well, I don't think.
-怎么不好 -他太孤單了 - Not well? - I think he's a little lonely.
那你怎么不帶他去你家吃晚飯 Why didn't you take him to your family's for dinner?
我聽見了 I heard that!
我都聽見了 I heard that.
查理 別管他那套老大哥理論 Pay no attention to him, Charlie. That's his big-brother talk.
從我出生起他就管著我 He's been watching out for me since day one.
幫我收拾的爛攤子太多了 Bailed me out of more trouble,
他都記不住了 than he'd like to remember.
我幫你拿衣服吧 Let me take your coat.
我本想捎點葡萄酒 但是沒來得及 I meant to pick up some vino on my way, but I blew it.
圣誕的時候給你們帶瓶拉菲 I'll send you the Rothschild again for Christmas,
不過先看看你們感恩節的招待 only let's see how Thanksgiving goes.
我去加兩個位置 I'll set two more places.
-你的酒 弗蘭克 -謝謝 蘭迪 - Here's your drink, Frank. - Thank you, Randy.
還在雪后制糖廠上班 Still with Snow Queen sugar?
是雪花 你怎么總說錯 Snow Flake. Why do you always get that wrong?
因為對我來說這不重要 Because it's not important for me to get it right.
你現在在那兒做什么 What are you doing there now?
我是市場副總裁 I'm Vice President for Marketing.
不錯 恭喜你 雖然糖很垃圾 Congratulations! Sugar is shit, though.
我告訴過艾布拉姆將軍 I told General Abrams
軍需處還是存蜂蜜好 to install honey in the commissaries.
別腦袋沒被轟炸機炸爛 If the K-50s didn't blow your brains out,
就吃糖吃壞了 sugar, sure as shit, was gonna.
坐下來再聊吧 Why don't we all sit down?
蝴蝶夫人[香水]Mitsouki.
配床事剛好 要小心 Rhymes with nookie. Be careful.
女人總欲求不滿 When the wife gets restless,
容易變蕩婦 the wife gets racy.
開飯吧 Let's go and eat, shall we?
當然了 By all means.
查理 謝謝你 Thank you, Charlie.
弗蘭克 你要坐哪里 Where you wanna sit, Frank,
還要坐主位嗎 or you gonna arrange yourself at the head again?
坐哪都行 Any old card table will do.
這里就不錯 This is fine.
我說到哪兒了 Where was I?
我醒來的時候是凌晨四點 So I wake up. It's four in the morning.
我也不知道身邊是誰 I don't know who I'm with,
我為什么來這兒 這里是哪 why I'm there and where I am.
我該怎么做 一邊是朵亞洲小野花 What am I gonna do? I got this Asian flower,
咯咯笑著 像晨露一樣水嫩 on the one hand, all giggly and dewy-like;
另一邊是冷若冰霜的海軍護士 and this hard-boiled navy nurse outta Omaha, on the other.
我們三個并排躺著 一絲不掛 We're three across the bed, not a stitch of clothes on.
于是我想到了 It comes to me.
不如來個東西貫通 Let east meet west.
來一招"金門大橋" We'll build a golden bridge.
感覺像進了工程兵團 I felt like I'd just joined the corps of engineers!
大家還在聽嗎 We all still here?
這故事真不錯 It's a beautiful story.
弗蘭克叔叔 你總要語不驚人死不休么 Do you always enjoy shocking people, Uncle Frank?
親愛的 Honey.
沒想到你心靈這么脆弱 I didn't know you were so easily shocked.
你還真是敏感 我都感動了 I admire your sensibilities. I'm touched.
爸 還記得 Dad, remember the time
你讓弗蘭克去養狗場的事嗎 you persuaded Frank to go to the kennel?
怎么了 What about it?
他差點毀了人家的導盲犬生意 He almost put the seeing eye dog business outta business.
別說了 蘭迪 Cool it, Randy.
-都過去了 -沒錯 加里 - It's over and done with. - Indeed it is, Garry.
都過去了 就跟晚餐一樣 Indeed it is. So is dinner.
查理 幾點了 Charlie, what time do you have?
我想我們該回去了 I think we better be gettin' back.
弗蘭克 你就沒想過買只盲人專用表嗎 You ever given any thought to a braille watch, Frank?
蘭迪 Randy.
史提夫·汪達[歌手]也在戴啊 Stevie Wonder wears one,
還是說你比他還厲害 or do you rank on him too?
親愛的 別說了 Honey, please.
格洛麗亞 沒事的 It's all right, Gloria.
我很欣賞蘭迪的洞察力 I enjoy Randy's observations.
弗蘭克 我老婆叫蓋爾 My wife's name is Gail, Frank.
你聽見了沒有 蓋爾 Can you hear that? Gail.
抱歉 蓋爾 Excuse me. Gail.
我覺得蓋爾是個美人 Gail strikes me as a very beautiful woman,
但她的聲音中透著不安 but you know, there's a little tension in her voice.
我也不知道為什么 I don't know what it is.
可能有兩個原因 It could be one of two things:
要么是緊張 要么欲求不滿 either Gail is nervous or unsatisfied.
弗蘭克叔叔 你什么意思 What's your point, Uncle Frank?
你應該給她舔舔 You oughta go down on her.
弗蘭克 你能不能閉嘴 Cut it out, Frank, will ya?
你醉心制糖事業 You're so wrapped up in the sugar business,
卻忘了真的蜜糖什么味 you've forgotten the taste of real honey!
天啊 弗蘭克 Frank, for God's sake!
聽她的聲音 欲火焚身呢 Hear that voice? There's fire under that dress.
-你能不能閉嘴 -滾出去 - Will you cut it out? - Just get the fuck outta here.
滾回你的豪車里 Get in your limousine.
滾回你那窮鄉僻壤 Go down to the Bowery,
跟你那班酒鬼喝個稀巴爛醉 get with the other fucking drunks where you belong!
-等一等 -怎么了 - Wait a minute. - What?
-您能冷靜一點嗎 -怎么著 - Could you take it easy? - What for?
他瞎了我就得讓著他是嗎 傻查 You want me to lay off him, Chuckie, 'cause he's blind?
-不 我是說... -我朋友叫查理 - No, but I mean... - My friend's name is Charles.
他不喜歡別人叫他傻查 He doesn't like to be called Chuckie.
本來是家人團聚的好事 怎么... This is supposed to be a family get-together. This is...
別說我沒警告你 Just a warning.
天啊 Jesus Christ.
又一個把這廢物當英雄的傻逼 Another sucker who thinks this shitheel's a war hero.
也許一度還算是 Well, once...maybe.
我猜他一定告訴過你 I suppose he told you about his days
他做過約翰遜總統的幕僚 on Lyndon Johnson's staff,
跟你說過沒 does he tell ya that?
我本來打算走的 現在趕我也不走了 I was gonna go. Now I'm not leaving.
弗蘭克原本被內定為將軍 Frank was earmarked for general.
內定 這詞用得好 Earmarked, good word.
但是弗蘭克總愛到處噴人 But Frank likes to spit in everybody's eye!
蘭迪 別說了 Randy, that's enough.
弗蘭克 說要把一個人蒙在鼓里 So, what do they call it, Frank,
部隊里怎么說來著 when they give you the shaft in the military?
跳過 Passed over!
對 跳過 升職時就跳過了弗蘭克 Right. Frank was passed over for promotion.
好幾次都是 Couple times.
想知道后來怎樣了嗎 You want to know what happened then?
你能閉嘴嗎 Will you shut your mouth?
-他把自己給炸了 -蘭迪 別說了 - He blew himself up. - Stop it, Randy.
我們的這位中校 Our colonel, here,
在布拉格堡還是什么地方的 had a grenade juggling act
玩了一回手榴彈雜耍 at Fort Bragg or wherever it was they dumped him.
是本寧堡 Fort Benning.
他正在教下屬近身格斗 He was teaching hand-to-hand combat to secondly lieutenant...
蘭迪 跟我說話的時候看著我 Randy, look at me when you're talking to me, son.
我看著你呢 弗蘭克 I'm lookin', Frank.
他的隊友是某個上尉 His partner in the act was some captain.
-文森特·史奎爾少校 -管他呢 - Major Vincent Squires. - Yeah, whoever he was.
在任務開始前 他們品嘗了當地早餐 Before going on, they'd have themselves a local breakfast:
弗蘭克要了伏特加橙汁 a Screwdriver for Frank,
他的同伴喝的是血腥瑪麗 Bloody Mary for his partner.
不 文森特喝的是海風 No, Vincent drank Sea Breezes.
本寧堡的軍事法官說 Judge Advocate at Benning said
斯萊德中校喝了四杯 少校只有一杯 Col. Slade had four to his partner's one.
他在講課時飄飄欲仙 興奮無比 He's flying in class. He gets all excited.
他開始拔引信 He starts pulling the pins out.
一顆手榴彈脫了手 One grenade got away from him.
嘭 Boom.
脫手的那顆手榴彈... The one that got away...
引信還在 弗蘭克堅稱 Oh, the pin was in. Frank claims.
管它在不在 有區別嗎 In or out, what difference does it make?
什么樣的瘋子會玩手榴彈 What kind of fucking lunatic juggles grenades?
維尼后來沒什么事 Vinnie came out okay.
弗蘭克也只是瞎了而已 And all Frank lost was his eyesight.
想知道真相嗎 Do you wanna know the truth?
蘭迪 你很了解是嗎 You got a handle on that, do you, Randy?
他以前是個人渣 He was an asshole before.
現在他是個瞎了的人渣 Now all he is is a blind asshole.
你看 上帝很有意思 Hey, God's a funny guy.
上帝確實很有幽默感 God doth have a sense of humor.
也許上帝覺得有些人不配看見光明 Maybe God thinks some people don't deserve to see.
你明白了嗎 傻查 You get the point, Chuckie?
他叫查理 His name is Charles.
你會說這詞吧 是查理 You can say that, can't you? Charles.
蘭迪 知道這是什么嗎 Know what this is, Randy?
是我教那些下屬們的鎖喉術 It's a choke hold I'm teaching those lieutenants.
稍用力 就能掐斷你的氣管 Little pressure, I bust your windpipe.
中校 我不在乎他怎么叫我 Colonel, I don't care what he said.
-查理 -放開手 拜托了 - Charles. - Just let go, please!
格雷琴 Gretchen?
你做的菜挺不錯 You outdid yourself.
要是能再好吃點 If you twist my arm hard enough,
明年感恩節我還來 we're talking Turkey Marbella next year.
誰知道呢 Who knows?
弗蘭克 Frank?
再見了 威利 Good-bye, Willie.
我什么都干不好 I'm no fucking good,
一直都是 and I never have been.
來吧 查理 去拿外套 Come on, Charlie, get the coats.
來 注意腳下 Come on. Watch your step.
慢點 Hold it.
去紐約 朋友 走吧 Nueva York, compadre. Vamos!
你有手表嗎 You got a watch?
7點20分了 Ah, it's 7:20.
我沒問你時間 我問你有沒有手表 I didn't ask you the time. I asked if you had a watch.
有 在那個房間里 Yeah, in the other room.
拿來 Get it.
中校 你的床邊就有表 Colonel, there's a clock right next to your bed.
有秒針嗎 Does it have a second hand?
幫我計時 Time me!
用了多久 How long?
大概30秒吧 About 30 seconds.
-我老了 -你的槍哪來的 中校 - I'm rusty. - Where did you get a gun, Colonel?
是軍械或者武器 別說槍 Piece or weapon, Charlie, never a gun.
你從哪兒弄到這件武器的 Where did you get the piece?
我是美軍軍官 這是我的配槍 I'm an officer in the United States Army. This is my sidearm.
可你已經退役了 But you're not an officer anymore.
是又怎樣 So I'm retired, so what?
軍官永遠不會丟掉配槍 An officer never relinquishes his 45.
好吧 但你還是給我吧 Yeah, but you better relinquish it to me,
不然我就給羅西太太打電話 or I'm gonna call Mrs. Rossi.
好極了 Good idea.
我要回學校了 Then I'm going back to school.
再好不過了 Even better.
天公作美 一路順風 Blue skies, green lights.
祝你旅途愉快 I hope you have a wonderful trip.
這次應該才25秒 That felt like 25.
組裝點45不能超過25秒 You oughta be able to do a 45 in 25.
你看表了嗎 Did you time me?
我沒看 我要往奧爾巴尼打電話 No, I did not and I'm calling Albany.
這么做很愚蠢 That was stupid.
是嗎 Was it?
你必須和我在一起 查理 You're stuck with me, Charlie.
不 我不 No, I'm not.
我要走了 I'm outta here!
你要去哪兒 新罕布什爾州嗎 Where you goin'? New Hampshire?
你一分錢都沒有 你要怎么去 You got no money. How you gonna do that?
凱倫的號碼有股奧爾巴尼的味道 Karen's number tastes like Albany.
好吧 Fine.
-我要走了 -查理 - I'm leaving. - Charlie?
查理 Charlie!
我只想讓你多陪我一天 All I want from you is another day.
干什么 For what?
戰場的最后巡禮 One last tour of the battlefield.
我一個人逛紐約也沒事 I can get around a city like New York,
可是 but I...
我也需要人指點一下方向 sometimes need a point in the right direction.
你覺得呢 查理 What do you say, Charlie?
以朋友的身份 再陪我一天 What's one day, between friends?
好吧 我再陪你一天 All right. Well, say I stay for another day.
可以把武器給我嗎 Will you give me your weapon?
查理 我可是美國陸軍中校 Oh, Charlie! I'm a lieutenant colonel, United States Army.
我不會把槍交給任何人 I'm not giving my fucking gun to anyone.
你想喝點兒什么 Now, what are you drinkin'?
中校 我不允許你這么做 Colonel, this...this is unacceptable.
不允許? Unacceptable?
少給我扯你們學校那些屁話 What are you givin' me that prep school crap for? Unacceptable?
他們干了什么 What have they done,
你的俄勒岡精神呢 taken the Oregon out of the boy?
想哈佛商學院想瘋了吧 Put in Harvard Business School?
那你把子彈給我 Then give me your bullets.
你能看明白吧 查理 You do see the sense of it, Charlie, don't you?
我已經不中用了 I can't chew the leather anymore.
既然如此 我為何還要 So, why should I share
活在世上浪費糧食 the tribe's provisions?
反正也沒有人 I mean, there's no one
會為我掉眼淚了 wants to tear a herring with me anymore.
把子彈給我 中校 The bullets, Colonel.
"把子彈給我 中校" "The bullets, Colonel."
聽著像《傲世軍魂》里的那個家伙 You sound like a guy in "Lives of a Bengal Lancer."
關你什么事 What do you give a shit for?
什么 About what?
我崩自己一槍關你什么事 About whether I blow my brains out or not.
因為我有良知 Because I have a conscience, you know.
你有良知 You have a conscience.
我都忘了 I forgot.
查理的良知 The Charlie Conscience.
說還是不說 Do we tell? Do we not tell?
要不要跟闊少爺們一樣 Do we follow the rich boy's code or not?
該不該阻止這個瞎子 Do we let this blind asshole
去死 die or not?
良知 查理 Conscience, Charlie.
你什么時候出生的 小子 When were you born, son?
圓桌騎士的年代嗎 Around the time of the Round Table?
你沒聽說嗎 Haven't you heard?
良知早死了 Conscience is dead.
我沒聽說過 No, I haven't heard.
那你他媽的給我聽好了 Well, then, take the fucking wax outta your ears!
成熟點 Grow up!
暗算自己的兄弟 It's fuck your buddy.
欺騙自己的妻子 Cheat on your wife.
母親節給母親打電話 Call your mother on Mother's Day.
查理 都是扯淡 Charlie, it's all shit.
你要去哪兒 Where you goin'?
我去上廁所 I got piss call.
我是說過要你再陪我一天 I know I said I need ya for just one day,
可我總不能憋一天尿 but even I can't hold it that long.
對了 查理 Oh, and, Charlie,
你忘記槍膛里還有顆子彈 you forgot the one in the chamber.
好了 先生 There you go, sir.
謝謝 Thank you.
服役26年 Twenty-six years in the service,
從沒讓助理幫我擦過鞋 never let an aide shine my shoes.
26年后你又在哪里呢 查理 Where you gonna be in 26 years, Charlie?
我猜一定是跟博德的老友打高爾夫球 Playing golf with your friends from the Baird School, I bet.
我都不喜歡他們 I don't even like those guys.
你當然不喜歡 他們是一群混蛋 Course you don't. They're all assholes.
去揭發他們吧 為什么不呢 Be a pleasure to squeal on 'em, wouldn't it?
-我不會告密的 -"我不會告密的" - Yeah, well, I'm not a squealer. - "I'm not a squealer."
你當自己是德雷福斯[被誣陷叛國]嗎 What is this, the Dreyfus case?
真舒服 Ooh, Mama!
好了 There you go.
-謝謝 -謝謝 - Thank you. - Thank you.
小心腳下 Watch your step.
我又感覺到你肩上的重擔了 查理 I'm gettin' that heavy feelin' again, Charlie.
這事沒這么簡單 There's more to this, isn't there?
對嗎 Isn't there?
-他們想收買我 -這下更有意思了 - I was offered a bribe. - Oh, now we're cookin'.
我們的校長 查斯克先生 Mr. Trask, the headmaster,
他答應推薦我去哈佛 he promised to get me into Harvard.
-只要你愿意告密 -沒錯 - If you squeal. - Yeah.
還真是難以抉擇 What a dilemma.
查理·西姆斯要不要借機進哈佛 Should Charlie Simms accept a free ride into Harvard or not?
如果你朋友喬治和你一樣 What do you think your friend
面臨這種選擇 他會怎么做 George would do if he were in your shoes?
-也跟我差不多吧 -怎么說 - He is, practically. - How?
我是說 查斯克先生 I mean, it's just that Mr.Trask
沒說要幫他進哈佛 hasn't promised to get him into Harvard.
查斯克先生沒必要這么說 Mr. Trask doesn't have to.
喬治的父親會幫他搞定的 George's father's gonna take care of that.
答應吧 查理 接受吧 Do the deal, Charlie. Take it!
去哈佛 Go to Harvard.
-我不能這么做 -為什么 - I can't do that. - Why not?
我就是不能那么做 It's just some things you just can't do.
告訴我為什么 Explain 'em to me.
-大點兒聲 -我就是不能 - Louder, please. - I can't...
你在這世上會活得很艱難的 查理 You're gonna have a tough time in this world, Charlie.
為了讓你放松點 我請你喝一杯 來 To ease the blow, let me buy you a drink. Come on.
雙份杰克丹尼 加冰 Double Jack Daniels on the rocks.
再給我朋友上一杯秀蘭鄧波 And bring my young friend here a Shirley Temple.
等等 有啤酒嗎 Hold on. Do you have beer?
當然有 請出示一下您的身份證 Certainly. May I see some I.D.?
小子 你想一輩子在這里打雜嗎 Are you interested in walkin' the rest of your life, chappy?
先生 可是 Sir, but...
我是這兒的常客 我兒子馬上就23了 I'm a regular here. My boy's going on 23.
你可以先給你們頭兒打個電話 Why don't you call up front, the office?
吉爾伯特先生是我的朋友 Mr. Gilbert, he's a friend of mine.
您要什么牌子的啤酒 Any particular beer?
施利茨 沒有施利茨 Schlitz. No Schlitz?
布拉茨 沒有布拉茨 Blatz. No Blatz?
盡情發揮吧 Improvise.
-我盡力而為 -謝謝 - I'll do my best, sir. - Thank you, sir.
終于食人間煙火了 查理 啤酒 You're human, Charlie. Beer?
旁邊的那是誰 Who are we drinking with?
我聞到了香皂水的清香 I'm getting a nice soap-and-water feeling from down there.
-一位女性 -女性 - A female. - Female?
你稱她為"女性" You're callin' her female,
說明你喜歡她 不然你不會這么說 must mean you like her or you wouldn't be so casual.
-她一個人嗎 -是的 一個人 - Is she alone? - Yeah, she's alone.
太棒了 頭發是栗色的嗎 Things are heatin' up. Chestnut hair?
是棕色 淺棕色的 Brown. Light brown.
22歲 Twenty-two?
我又不是算命的 What am I, a guy at a carnival?
查理 永遠不要停止觀察 The day we stop lookin', Charlie, is the day we die.
走 Move.
-去哪兒 -孩子 你知道的 - Where? - You know where, son.
別害羞 查理 Don't be coy, Charlie.
這女人就是為你而存在的 我感覺得到 This woman is made for you. I can feel it.
她真美 對不對 Goddamn beautiful, isn't she?
-是不錯 -很好 終于像個人了 - She's not bad. - Whoo-bingo! The boy's alive.
來 小子 慢慢地走過去 Come on, son, perambulate.
慢慢走過去 Perambulate.
打擾了 小姐 Excuse me, senorita,
介意我們與你同坐嗎 do you mind if we join you?
好像沒人陪著你 I'm feelin' you're being neglected.
我只是在等人 Well, I'm expecting somebody.
人馬上到嗎 Instantly?
-不 不過隨時會到 -隨時會到 - No, but any minute now. - Any minute?
有些人一分鐘就過盡了一生 Some people live a lifetime in a minute.
-你現在在做什么 -我在等他 - What are you doin' right now? - I'm waiting for him.
介意我們陪你一起等嗎 Would you mind if we waited with you,
以防有登徒浪子來騷擾你 you know, just to keep the womanizers from bothering you?
我不介意 No, I don't mind.
謝謝 Thank you.
查理 Charlie.
我聞到了空氣中的芬芳 You know, I detect a fragrance in the air.
不要告訴我是什么 Don't tell me what it is.
是歐吉維姐妹香皂 Ogilvie Sisters soap.
太神奇了 Ah, that's amazing.
我干的就是神奇的行當 I'm in the amazing business!
就是歐吉維姐妹香皂 It is Ogilvie Sisters soap.
圣誕節時 外婆送給我三塊這種香皂 My grandmother gave me three bars for Christmas.
我太喜歡你外婆了 I'm crazy about your grandmother.
我想她也一定會喜歡查理 I think she'd have liked Charlie too.
-別理他 -你叫什么名字 - Don't pay any attention to him. - What's your name?
唐娜 Donna.
唐娜 我叫弗蘭克 這位是... Donna? I'm Frank. This here is...
查理 This is Charlie.
沒錯 她喜歡你 Yes. She likes you.
查理這個周末可不好過 Charlie's having a difficult weekend.
他最近遇到點麻煩 He's going through a crisis.
你看他能應付得來嗎 How does he look like he's holding up?
他看著還不錯 He looks fine to me.
她是喜歡你 查理 She does like you, Charlie.
唐娜 So, Donna,
你會跳探戈嗎 do you tango?
不會 我以前也想學 可是 No. I wanted to learn once, but...
可是什么 But?
可是邁克爾不想學 But Michael didn't want to.
邁克爾就是你要等的人 Michael, the one you're waiting for.
邁克爾覺得探戈很可笑 Michael thinks the tango's hysterical.
我覺得他才可笑 Well, I think Michael's hysterical.
別理他 好像已經說過了 Don't pay any attention to him. Did I already say that?
多甜美的笑聲 What a beautiful laugh.
謝謝你 弗蘭克 Thank you, Frank.
你想學跳探戈嗎 唐娜 Would you like to learn to tango, Donna?
現在嗎 Right now?
我可以教你 I'm offering you my services.
免學費 Free of charge.
你覺得怎么樣 What do you say?
我有點害怕 I think I'd be a little afraid.
害怕什么 Of what?
我害怕自己會出錯 Afraid of making a mistake.
跳舞和人生不一樣 無所謂錯不錯 No mistakes in the tango, not like life.
簡單就是探戈的魅力 It's simple. That's what makes the tango so great.
哪怕步子亂成一團 跳下去就好了 If you make a mistake, get all tangled up, just tango on.
為什么不試試呢 Why don't you try?
你想試試嗎 Will you try it?
好吧 那我試試 All right. I'll give it a try.
扶我一下 孩子 Hold me down, son.
把手給我 Your arm.
查理 Charlie,
給我說一下這里的尺寸 孩子 I'm gonna need some coordinates here, son.
舞池寬約20英尺 長約30 The floor's about 20 by 30,
你現在站在長的這一邊上 And you're at the long end.
外面是餐桌 樂隊在右手邊 There's tables on the outside. The band's on the right.
弗蘭克 你跳得真好 Oh, Frank, you are one incredible dancer.
那是你沒見過查理跳 Wait'll you see Charlie dance.
他騙你呢 我不會跳舞 He's a liar. I don't dance.
他可真招人喜歡 Isn't he a charmer, though?
其實他不光會跳舞 Truth is, not only can he dance,
還會唱歌呢 but he'll sing you a hell of a tune.
他會學鳥叫 還會模仿貝拉·盧戈西[影星]He can do bird calls and imitate Bela Lugosi.
寶貝 Hi, honey.
邁克爾 這是弗蘭克和查理 Michael, this is Frank and this is Charlie.
你們好 弗蘭克 查理 Hi, Frank, Charlie.
對不起 我來晚了 I'm sorry I'm late.
沒關系 Oh, that's okay.
有這兩位先生陪我 These two gentlemen entertained me,
時光飛逝 and time flew.
你女朋友的探戈跳得真不錯 Your girl is a hell of a tango dancer.
你終于找到陪你跳探戈的人了 太好了 You found someone to tango with. That's terrific!
那我可要謝謝你 Let me shake your hand.
不是他 是弗蘭克 No, it was Frank.
那我要謝謝你們兩個 Hell, I'll shake both your hands!
親愛的 這地方不錯 可我們得走了 Honey, this looks like the place, but we gotta go.
我們約了達瑞爾和卡羅爾在鄉下見面 We got a date with Darryl and Carol in the village.
賬單呢 Do you have a check?
邁克爾 我來付 這是我的榮幸 Michael, please. My pleasure.
不用 我自己來 No, no. I got this.
邁克爾 把錢包收回去 我來 Michael, get your hand outta your pocket. I'll take it. Really.
讓我來 Allow me.
好吧 謝謝你 Why, thank you.
再見 Bye, guys.
再見 Bye.
達瑞爾和卡羅爾 Darryl and Carol.
她在17E房間等您 中校 It's Apartment 17 E, Colonel. She's expecting you.
不用擔心 You don't have to worry about a thing.
她可是萬里挑一的 She's the creme de la creme.
德國副總理也找過她 My buddy took the Vice Chancellor of Germany to her.
弄得他都想移民美國了 Now he wants to immigrate to this country.
你做得很好 You did good, hombre.
我的發型怎么樣 My hair, how is it?
好極了 It's perfect.
我的紅色手帕還在不 I got the red foulard okay, didn't I?
在 深紅的 Yeah, real dark red.
勃艮第葡萄酒色 查理 Burgundy, Charlie, burgundy.
女人們都喜歡 They love it.
月桂精油 Bay Rum.
溫莎領結 Windsor knot.
我能感覺到自己的心跳 That's my heart I'm feelin'.
我去了 I'm off.
可以打長途電話嗎 Can you get long distance on this?
可以 請便 And how. Be my guest.
-糖楓林別墅 -請幫我接喬治·威利 - Sugarbush lodge. - Hi. George Willis, please?
請等一下 One moment, please.
-喂 -哈利 - Hello? - Ah, Harry?
小查 你還好嗎 Chas, how are you?
你這電話打得剛剛好 You just caught us.
我們正要送喬治去機場呢 We're about to shoot George over to the airport.
喬治去機場干什么 Why is George going to the airport?
等等 你自己和他說吧 Hold on. Maybe you should talk to the man himself.
-小查 -是我 喬治 - Chas. - Yeah. Hi, George.
晚一步我就走了 You just caught me.
我知道 你要去哪兒 Harry said. Where you goin'?
-回家 -回波士頓嗎 - Home. - To Boston?
待會坐直升飛機回去 祝我好運吧 Catching the puddle jumper. Keep your fingers crossed.
你回家干什么 What are you going home for?
小查 我覺得查斯克那個混蛋 I was thinking, Chas. This asshole, Trask?
他就是在扯淡 He's making no sense at all.
得找人和他聊聊 我爸是59級的校友 Somebody's gotta talk to him. My father's Class of '59.
你爸 不是說好不告訴家里人嗎 Your father? I thought we were gonna keep our parents outta this.
查斯克他瘋了 小查 他已經瘋了 This guy Trask is outta control, Chas. Outta control!
得找人和他聊聊 Somebody's gotta talk to him.
你也知道我爸是主要捐贈人 My father's a major fund-raiser, you know.
我不知道 No, I didn't.
放松點兒 我爸會幫我們想辦法的 Just relax. He'll get us off the hook.
-我得走了 你還好吧 -還好 - I gotta go. Everything all right? - Sure.
-那周一見 -再見 - I'll see you Monday. Good-bye. - Bye.
-晚安 -晚安 - Good night, sir. - Good night.
查理 Hiya, Charlie.
小心車門 Watch the door.
那女人真是太美了 What a beautiful woman.
-你們好 -你也看到了嗎 - Hello, there. - Do you see what I see?
是的 要么確實不太對勁 Yeah. Either there's something wrong,
要么就是咱們都喝多了 or we got the world's worst hangover.
-你們不進來嗎 -我們得留下來 - Won't you come in? - We gotta stay.
因為我們拍到了今天搶銀行的照片 We got the picture of bank robbery today.
中校 Colonel?
中校 你沒事吧 Colonel, you all right?
怎么了 What is there?
你已經睡了一上午了 It's afternoon. You've been sleeping all morning.
那又怎么了 So what?
我不知道 就是 I don't know. I thought...
昨晚我和喬治聊過了 I...I talked to George last night.
他爸是我們學校的知名校友 His...his father's a big-deal alumnus at school.
很有影響力 He's got a lot of pull.
是嗎 Really?
是啊 他... Yeah, he's...
他會去找校長談 he's gonna talk to the headmaster.
喬治說他爸爸會幫我們擺平這件事 George thinks he might be able to get us off the hook.
"幫我們擺平這件事" "Get us off the hook."
沒錯 他是這么說的 Yeah, that's what he said.
真的是"我們"嗎 Watch the "us" part.
中校 你不想起床活動一下嗎 Colonel, don't you wanna get up and do something?
中校 Colonel?
查理 你想干什么 Oh, Charlie, what do ya want?
我不知道 I don't know!
可你這樣讓我很緊張 But you're making me nervous.
我的錢包在梳妝臺上 My wallet is on the dresser.
拿上你的機票 Take out your plane ticket,
還有400美元的薪水 and $400 mustering-out pay,
再加上 plus,
機場到學校的出租車費 airport-to-school taxi.
中校 不著急 我可以... Colonel, it's no rush. I mean, I can...
我可以再陪你待一會兒 I could stay for a while.
查理 你已經陪我一天了 Charlie, you already gave me a day.
這一天 我永生難忘 For that day, I am eternally grateful.
可現在 我有別的事要做 But right now I have other plans.
你要做什么 What other plans do you have?
我該死了 孩子 To die, son.
中校 你... Colonel, you're...
中校 你今天不能死 Come on, Colonel, you're not gonna die today.
查理 把你的手給我 Charlie, give me your hand.
孩子 你現在就走 好嗎 You go now, boy. Okay?
你走吧 讓我... You go. Just...
讓我再睡會兒 Just leave me sleep here.
咱們再來一天怎么樣 Look, can we start over, please?
你今天想干什么 What do you feel like doin' today, huh?
快看 外面陽光明媚 I mean, look at this. The sun is shining!
多美的一天 咱們... It's a beautiful day. Let's...
中校 我知道你不是掃興的人 Colonel, I know you don't want to be a party poop,
咱們出去玩玩 好嗎 so let's go out and do something, huh?
去兜兜風 Let's go for a ride.
對 去兜風 Yeah, a ride.
兜風? A ride?
沒錯 中校 你覺得怎么樣 Yeah, Colonel Slade, what do you say?
咱們去兜風吧 好嗎 Let's go for a ride, huh?
怎么個兜法 What kind of ride?
沒錯 這是俄勒岡州的駕照 Yeah, this is a valid Oregon driver's license,
我們也允許顧客試駕特斯塔羅薩 and we let appropriate customers test-drive the Testarossa.
可你才17歲 同伴還是個瞎子 But you're 17 and with a blind companion.
我不能讓你們試車 That we don't do.
這可是價值19萬美元的車 This is a $190,000 piece of machinery.
我不能讓你們就這樣把車開出去 I'm not letting it out this door.
那邊那一輛呢 How 'bout this one over here?
那輛加布雷提也是一樣 That's a Cabriolet T. The same deal.
我不能讓一個沒有成人陪同的孩子 Think I'm gonna let an unaccompanied kid
駕駛一輛11萬的車 get behind the wheel of a $110,000 car?
他當然有人陪同 He will not be unaccompanied.
我跟他一起 我是他父親 I'll be with him. I'm his father.
-你是他父親 -是的 - You're his father? - Yes.
不如這樣 我帶你父親試駕去 I have an idea. Why don't I take your father for a test-drive?
你每月要完成多少業績 弗雷迪 What's your quota, Freddie?
不用擔心我的業績 我賣得挺好 Don't worry about my quota. I do very well.
你這個月賣了幾輛法拉利 How many Ferraris you sold this month though?
這跟剛才的討論沒關系 That's not relevant to this discussion.
弗雷迪 80年代都過去了 Freddie, the 80s are over.
你打算告訴我 Are you tryin' to tell me
大家不試駕就直接買了嗎 these things are just walkin' outta the store?
這可是輛法拉利 先生 This is a Ferrari, sir.
汽車工業 This is the finest piece of machine
的頂級產品 we made in the automobile industry.
要是你這么喜歡它 怎么不抱著它睡 If you like it that much, why don't you sleep with it?
為什么還要把它賣了 Why are you sellin' it?
我也想滿足您的需求 Look, I'd love to accommodate you, but...
如果這車的性能如我所料 If this car performs the way I expect it to,
明早你就會收到一張 you'll get a certified check of $101,000
十萬一千的保付支票 再加上零頭 and change when you come in here tomorrow morning.
是十萬九千 再加九百五十的稅 It's $109,000, plus $950, plus tax.
弗雷迪 看在你的份上 Freddie, for you,
我加到十萬七千 107 all in,
再送你一箱香檳 plus a case of champagne
拿回家配你剩的火雞肉 to go with your leftover turkey.
怎么說 What do you say?
別擔心那孩子 Don't worry about the boy.
他開車可穩了 He drives so smooth,
能在發動機上煮雞蛋 you can boil an egg on the engine.
還車的時候 我親手給你剝雞蛋 When we bring the car back, I'll peel the egg for ya.
你人真是逗 Listen, you made me laugh,
但我不能讓你們開車出去 but I can't let the car go out.
要付定金嗎 Want a deposit?
這車不搞分期付款 先生 This is not an installment item, sir.
弗雷迪 你也是見過世面的人 Freddie, you're no spring chicken, are ya?
你知道同事都叫我什么嗎 Well, you know what they call me at the home office?
灰發鬼魂 The gray ghost.
知道他們為什么還留著我嗎 You know why they still keep me around?
因為新來的都沒我會賣車 There's no kid here that can move a Ferrari like I can.
西岸到東岸 人盡皆知 I'm known from coast to coast like butter and toast.
你隨便和誰打聽弗雷迪·比斯科 Ask anybody about Freddie Bisco.
法拉利進店 轉眼就出手 When I get a Ferrari, out the door!
-你把我給逗笑了 弗雷迪 -是嗎 - You just made me laugh, Freddie. - Yeah?
兩千塊 Two thousand.
你不收下 我可要哭了 Unless you take it, you're gonna make me cry.
我也是灰發鬼魂 I'm a gray ghost too.
看 好玩吧 See? This is fun, isn't it?
掛空擋 Drop her into neutral.
再升二檔 松離合 Side her into second. Pop the clutch.
直走 別動 感覺到了嗎 Straight. Hold it right like that. Feel it?
這是直走 直走就好 That's straight. Just keep it straight.
-直走 -直走有什么意思 - Keep it straight. - No fun just to keep it straight.
總得打打方向盤 才能有感覺 You've got to move a little bit, feel the road.
就這樣開 好嗎 這就對了 Please? Just like this. All right? There you go.
慢慢開 Take it nice and easy.
你喜歡嗎 Do you like this?
慢點 中校 你開太快了 Slow it down a little, Colonel. You're a little fast.
中校 慢點 Colonel, slow it down.
我腳不聽使喚了 Something's happened to my foot!
-慢點 -等等 查理 - Slow it down, please. - Hold on, Charlie.
我覺得我還能再加一檔 I think I've got another gear.
中校 Colonel Slade?
該死 Oh shit!
小心 Watch out!
這樣會撞死人的 You'll get us killed!
不能怪我 查理 我又看不見 Don't blame me, Charlie. I can't see!
中校 慢點 Colonel, slow it down!
老天爺 Oh, God. Oh, Jesus!
看看這寶貝兒轉彎怎么樣 Now let's see how this baby corners.
-轉彎 -沒錯 到時提醒我 - Corners? - Yeah. Say when.
-什么 -什么時候轉彎 - Say when what? - Say when to turn.
中校 你不能轉彎 Colonel, you can't turn the car.
彎道在哪 查理 Where's the turn, Charlie?
三點鐘 兩點鐘 Three o'clock? Two o'clock?
右轉45度 還是90度 Right oblique? Right face?
快 告訴我 Come on! Talk to me!
左轉吧 大概 Ah... it's left, I guess.
左轉 我就知道 現在嗎 Left. I knew it. Okay. Now?
不 不 不是現在 No, no! Not now! Not now!
-現在呢 -中校 求你了 - Now? - Colonel, please?
查理 不管你說不說 Charlie, I'm gonna do it anyway, alright?
我都要轉彎的 準備好了 Whether you say so or not, here we go!
好 等等 等等 Okay! Wait, wait, wait! Just wait!
轉了啊 Here I go. Here I go.
等等 Wait.
轉 Now!
老天 Oh Jesus!
我成功了 查理 I did it! Oh, Charlie!
我現在開心死了 You're ridin' with one very happy man!
-再轉一次 -說清楚點 孩子 - Turn again! - Be specific, son.
-左轉 現在 -好的 - Left! Now! - Okay.
太爽了 I love this!
好爽 要不要試試最高檔 I love it! Shall we take it to the max?
我要下車 Let me out.
該死 被逮到了 Shit! The yellow flag.
我還沒開夠呢 I hadn't even opened her up yet.
-靠哪邊停車 -靠邊停 減速 - Which way's the curb? - Pull over. Slow down!
-減速 中校 -我在減速了 - Slow down, Colonel. - All right, I'm doin' it.
-靠邊停車 慢點 -知道了 - Pull over to the curb. Slow it down. - Yep, yep. Got it.
-天啊 -好幾年沒挨罰了 - Oh, Christ. - I haven't had a ticket in years.
你別說話 讓我來 I'll do the talking.
請出示駕照和行駛證 License and registration.
你們這是在試駕嗎 What? Are you test-driving this baby?
這車聲音好聽吧 Don't she purr though?
開70邁嗎 At 70 miles an hour?
你該聽聽125邁的聲音 You should hear her at 125.
你的駕照呢 Where's your license?
在車行 At the dealer's.
還車的時候才能給你 They give it back to you when you return the car.
-身份證有嗎 -有 - You got I.D.? - You bet.
當然有 Indeed.
斯萊德中校 Lt. Col. Slade.
你呢 小兵 And you, soldier?
戈爾警官 The name is police officer Gore.
干得不錯 戈爾 Doin' a hell of a job, Gore.
你也是 中校 And so are you, Colonel.
那孩子是誰 Who's the kid?
我家查理 My boy Charlie.
一直讓我"放手開" He kept tellin' me to "let her out."
我能怎么辦 讓他失望嗎 What was I gonna do, disappoint him?
沒錯 Yes.
我告訴你怎么辦 中校 Tell you what I'm gonna do, Colonel.
我放你走 但有一個條件 I'm gonna let you go on one condition.
-什么 -直接把車開回車行 - What's that? - You take this rig straight back to the dealer.
-沒問題 -閉嘴 - You got it. - Shut up.
-東西不要了嗎 -當然要 - You want this? - Sure.
戈爾 Gore?
你面孔和聲音都挺熟 Your face and your voice are familiar.
在越南壩港當過軍官嗎 You ever in the officer's club at Da Nang?
沒有 No.
從沒參過軍 Never in the army?
只進過海岸警備隊 No. Coast Guard.
老天 Good Lord.
你爸氣色不錯 查理 Your dad is looking good, Charlie.
就是油門踩得太重 He's got a heavy foot though.
勸他開慢點 好嗎 Tell him to take it light. All right?
-我知道了 -謝謝 - I hear ya! - Thanks.
趕緊下車 你不能再開了 Get out of the car, 'cause you are not driving anymore, alright?
我就是熱熱車 Just keeping this baby warm, that's all.
不開了 I'm not drivin' anymore.
真的 Yes.
-扶著我胳膊 -我沒事 - Take my arm. - I'm okay.
中校 路不平 Colonel, it's really bumpy here.
我沒事 I'm okay.
你沒事吧 You all right?
紅燈 中校 等等 Red light. Colonel, hold it.
等太久了 Taking too long.
該死 中校 中校 Shit! Colonel! Colonel?
中校 Colonel!
該死 你沒事吧 Shit! You all right?
你在干什么 What the hell are you doing?
-拿著拐杖 -我要撒尿 - Take the cane. - I gotta take a piss.
拿好拐杖 中校 Take the cane, Colonel.
誰都有尿急的時候 It happens to the best of us.
中校 這是公園大道 Colonel, we're on Park Avenue.
你不能在這里上廁所 You can't go to the bathroom.
再合適不過 Perfect place.
你會被捕的 You'll get arrested.
從不守規矩 Never been housebroken.
該死 Shit!
你怎么回事 中校 What's the matter with you, Colonel?
你干什么呢 What are you doing?
站起來 Stand up.
好了 Come on.
我累了 查理 我累了 I'm tired, Charlie. I'm tired.
你的胳膊呢 Give me your arm.
這是你的拐杖 Here's your cane.
帶我回酒店吧 孩子 Take me back to the hotel, son.
終于到家了 Home at last.
你沒事了吧 You all right now?
-你要上廁所嗎 -不要 - Do you want to use the bathroom? - No.
-你需要什么嗎 -不要 - Can I get you something? - No.
-你確定你沒事 -我很好 查理 - You sure you're all right? - I'm fine, Charlie.
我可以用下電話嗎 Do you mind if I use the phone?
隨便用 Go ahead.
-你好 -你好 請問喬治在嗎 - Hello? - Hi, is George there, please?
老喬治還是小喬治 Senior or Junior?
小喬治 Junior.
-你是哪位 -他學校的朋友 - Who's this? - A friend of his from school.
抱歉 但喬治現在 Well I'm sorry, but George isn't gonna be
暫時不能和學校的朋友聯系 talking to any friends from school right now.
再見 Good-bye.
中校 你是在看我嗎 Colonel, are you looking at me?
我是瞎子 查理 I'm blind, Charlie.
我要去睡一覺 I'm gonna take a nap.
瘋夠了 Too much fresh air.
去睡一覺吧 It's probably a good idea.
要我幫你嗎 Want me to help you to your room?
不 No.
睡沙發 Couch.
我喜歡這張沙發 I like this couch here.
你真的沒事嗎 中校 You sure you're all right, Colonel?
我有點頭疼 I got a headache.
下樓幫我買點阿司匹林吧 查理 Why don't you go downstairs, get me some Aspirin, Charlie?
-阿司匹林 -還有... - Some Aspirin. - Yeah. Also...
我想抽雪茄 I feel like a cigar.
買幾根蒙特雪茄 一號的 Get me a couple of Monte Cristos, number one.
-蒙特 一號雪茄 -沒錯 - Monte Cristos, number one. - Yeah.
樓下的報亭沒有賣這個的 You won't be able to get 'em at the newsstand downstairs.
所以你得去趟 So why don't you go over to
十五街和五大道交界的登喜路 Fiftieth and Fifth, Dunhill's.
雪茄店里有個叫阿諾德的 Fella name of Arnold in the humidor.
告訴他是給我買的 Tell him, um, they're for me.
他懂的 He'll know.
你回來得太快了 You're back too fast.
是不是沒給我買雪茄 You didn't get my cigars, did you?
出去 查理 Get out of here, Charlie.
咱不是說好了嗎 I thought we had a deal.
我耍賴了 I welched.
我沒說過嗎 我經常反悔 I'm a welcher. Didn't I tell you?
沒有 你說你把子彈都給我了 No, what you told me was that you gave me all the bullets.
我說謊了 I lied.
你差點就騙過我了 Yeah, well, you could have fooled me.
可不是 And I did.
查理 沒有我你怎么活下去 Charlie, how you ever gonna survive in this world without me?
不如你直接把槍給我 好嗎 Why don't you just give me the gun, all right?
你...你干什么 Wh...what are you doing?
我要一槍斃了你 I'm gonna shoot you too.
反正你也完蛋了 Your life's finished anyway.
你那位朋友喬治 Your friend George's
肯定唱得天花亂墜 出賣朋友 gonna sing like a canary.
你也一樣 And so are you.
有了這一次 查理 And once you've sung, Charlie, my boy,
你就正式成年了 孩子 you're gonna take your place
變得和美國人民一樣渾渾噩噩 on that long, gray line of American manhood.
你這輩子就完了 And you will be through.
我不同意你的看法 中校 I'd like to disagree with you, Colonel.
現在輪不到你不同意 孩子 You're in no position to disagree with me, boy.
我的手槍上了膛 I got a loaded .45 here.
你只有一臉粉刺 You got pimples.
我要殺了你 查理 I'm gonna kill ya, Charlie,
一想到你要出賣朋友 because I can't bear the thought
我就不能忍了 of you sellin' out!
把槍放下好嗎 中校 Put the gun down, all right, Colonel?
什么 你給我下最后通牒嗎 What? You givin' me an ultimatum?
不 我... No, I'm...
最后通牒得由我來下 I give the ultimatums!
對不起 I'm sorry.
好嗎 對不起 All right? I'm sorry.
沒關系 查理 It's all right. Charlie.
你真令我心碎 孩子 You break my heart, son.
我這一生 All my life I stood up
反抗所有人 所有事 to everyone and everything,
只有這樣才覺得自己重要 because it made me feel important.
你卻是為了自己的原則 You do it 'cause you mean it.
你很正直 查理 You got integrity, Charlie.
我都不知道該一槍斃了你 還是收養你 I don't know whether to shoot ya or adopt ya.
反正差不多吧 先生 Not much of a choice, is it, sir?
別給我耍嘴皮子 Aw, don't get cute now.
中校 你能把槍收起來嗎 Colonel, please put the gun away?
我問你個問題 I asked you a question.
你想讓我收養你嗎 想不想 Do you want me to adopt ya, or don't ya?
求你了 Please? I mean,
你現在就是有點低落 you're just in a slump right now.
低落 Slump?
才不是低落 查理 No slump, Charlie.
是壞 I'm bad.
不對 我不是壞 I'm not bad. No.
我是壞透了 I'm rotten.
你不壞 You're not bad.
你只是太痛苦了 You're just in pain.
你懂什么叫痛苦嗎 What do you know about pain?
你個吃蝸牛的小鱸魚 You little snail darter
西北太平洋的小崽子 from the Pacific Northwest.
你懂什么叫痛苦 What the fuck you know about pain?
把槍給我 中校 Let me have the gun, Colonel.
別逞英雄 孩子 No time to grow a dick, son.
把槍給我好嗎 中校 Just, just give me the gun, all right, Colonel?
我在閱兵呢 立正 I'm talkin' a parade ground. Ten-hut!
小兵 這是命令 Soldier, that was a direct order.
把槍給我 Give me the gun?
要走要留隨便你 You can stay or you can leave.
聽懂了嗎 反正我都要自殺 You understand? Either way, I'm gonna do this thing.
你現在走的話 還能給自己留條命 Now why don't you leave and spare yourself?
把槍給我 中校 I want your gun, Colonel.
我要倒計時了 I'm gonna give myself a count.
來穩定一下情緒 You need a count for balance.
五 四 Five, four,
三 three,
二 two,
一 one.
去他的 Fuck it.
給我 該死 Gimme! Fuck it!
-滾出去 -我哪兒也不去 - Get out of here! - I'm stayin' right here!
-滾出去 -我就不走 - Get outta here! - I'm stayin' right here.
我一槍把你腦袋打開花 I'll blow your fuckin' head off!
打吧 Then do it!
你想打嗎 打吧 來啊 You want to do it? Do it! Let's go.
操 Fuck.
滾出去 Get outta here!
你是搞砸了 那又怎樣 You fucked up, all right? So what?
大家都一樣 So everybody does it.
好好過日子不行嗎 Get on with your life, would ya?
什么日子 我沒日子可過 What life? I got no life!
我活在一片黑暗里 I'm in the dark here!
你知道嗎 一片漆黑 You understand? I'm in the dark!
你不是想放棄嗎 那就放棄好了 So give up. You want to give up, give up,
反正我也放棄了 'cause I'm givin' up too.
你說我完蛋了 沒錯 我完蛋了 You said I'm through. You're right, I am through.
我們都完蛋了 沒希望了 We're both through. It's all over.
那就來啊 一起死吧 So let's get on with it. Let's fuckin' do it.
開槍啊 你這個可憐的死瞎子 Let's fuckin' pull the trigger, you miserable blind motherfucker.
開槍啊 Pull the trigger.
準備好了 查理 Here we go, Charlie.
我準備好了 I'm ready.
你不想死 You don't want to die.
你也不想 And neither do you.
給我一個活下去的理由 Give me one reason not to.
我給你兩個 I'll give you two.
你會跳探戈 還會開法拉利 You can dance the tango and drive a Ferrari
你這兩樣比誰都強 better than anyone I've ever seen.
你也沒見別人干過 You never seen anyone do either.
把槍給我 中校 Give me the gun, Colonel.
我之后該怎么辦 查理 Oh, where do I go from here, Charlie?
步子亂成一團 繼續跳就好了 If you're tangled up, just tango on.
你要邀我跳舞嗎 查理 You askin' me to dance, Charlie?
你是否曾經想要離去 Did you ever have the feelin' that you wanted to go
卻依稀有點戀戀不舍 And still had the feelin' that you wanted to stay
你喜歡我唱的藍調嗎 查理 You like my blues, Charlie?
喜歡 很好聽 Yeah, they're beautiful.
我穿著這身 I wore these
參加了林登總統的就職典禮 for Lyndon's inauguration.
雖然我們不是大人物 Of course, uh, we weren't the number one ball.
他也打了招呼 But he dropped by anyway.
把槍給我好嗎 Will you please give me the gun?
你這是要一位軍官 You're askin' an officer
交出配槍 to surrender his side arm.
你不用交出來 You don't have to surrender it.
只要放下一段時間就行了 You just put it down for a little while.
好嗎 把槍放下 All right? Just put it down.
我得喝一杯 查理 Boy, I could use a drink, Charlie.
咖啡怎么樣 How about a cup of coffee?
我現在有點緩不過來 查理 Too big a leap for me right now, Charlie.
明天再說吧 Maybe tomorrow.
不 還是來杯約翰丹尼吧 No, a Mr. John Daniels would be preferred.
別摻水 查理 No water, Charlie.
不摻水 No water.
謝謝 Please.
你的酒 中校 Here's your drink, Colonel.
不好意思 Oh. I'm so sorry.
我該什么時候來鋪床 What time do you want me to turn down the bed?
-等會兒吧 -他的意思是 - Uh, maybe later, all right? - What he means, senorita,
盡管進來 is come right in.
-請等會再來 -好的 先生 - Later, please? - Yes, sir.
祝您下午愉快 Good afternoon.
聲音真好聽 Nice voice.
你滿腦袋只有女人 Boy, you have a one-track mind.
這世上還有什么好想的 查理 Is there anything else in this world, Charlie?
那是你 Not for you.
你知道我這些年怎么熬過來的嗎 You know what's kept me goin' all these years?
就想著 也許有一天... The thought that one day...
算了 Never mind.
什么 The what?
太傻了 Silly.
我想也許有一天 Just the thought that maybe one day, I'd...
能有個女人雙臂環繞著我 I could have a woman's arms wrapped around me,
雙腿纏著我 and her legs wrapped around me.
然后呢 And what?
在早上醒來時 她還在我身旁 That I could wake up in the morning and she'd still be there.
聞著她的味道 Smell of her.
溫潤甜膩 All funky and warm.
后來我就死心了 I finally gave up on it.
這怎么辦不到呢 I don't know why you can't have that.
等我們回到新罕布什爾州 You know, when we get back to New Hampshire,
你完全可以找到另一半 I don't know why you can't find someone.
你長得挺帥的 I mean, you're a good-lookin' guy,
人又很風趣 and you're fun to be with, and
旅途良伴 you're a great travel companion,
體貼人 討人喜歡 sensitive, compassionate.
查理 Charlie,
你逗我玩呢 are you fuckin' with me?
是 Yes.
你好 曼尼 Hey, Manny.
天啊 我們錯過了航班 My God. We...we missed our plane.
你的航班 查理 我買的是單程票 Your plane, Charlie. My ticket was one-way.
順著新英格蘭公路一直走嗎 中校 New England Thruway all the way, Colonel?
一直走 里納爾多 All the way, Rinaldo.
你肩上又有重擔了 查理 I'm gettin' that heavy feelin' again, Charlie.
你看對喬治父子了 I think you were right about George and his father.
真遺憾 I'm sorry to hear that.
等我們回去 When we get back,
查斯克先生要讓我們面對全校師生 Mr. Trask is bringin' us up in front of the whole school.
還真是嚴刑拷供啊 Puttin' your feet to the fire, huh?
紀律委員會要召開專門會議 Special meeting of the Disciplinary Committee.
那你打算怎么說 And what are you gonna tell 'em?
不知道 我再想想 I don't know. I'll think of somethin'.
查理 你怎么能孤軍奮戰呢 Oh, Charlie, why are you all alone in this thing?
你爸爸呢 Where's your father?
他離開了 He left.
你家不是夫妻店嗎 I thought it was a mom-and-pop store.
"夫"是誰 Who's the "Pop"?
是我的繼父 It's my stepfather.
那他怎么不管你 But why isn't he in on this?
他有什么事嗎 Somethin' wrong with him?
不 他沒事 只是我們 No, he's okay. We just,
關系不太好 We don't get along very well.
為什么不好 Why not?
因為他是個混蛋 'Cause he's an asshole.
沒關系 查理 Well, that's all right, Charlie.
家家有本難念的經 Every family's got one nowadays.
就這些嗎 That's it?
就這些 That's it.
保重 孩子 Take care of yourself, kid.
好的 曼尼 謝謝 All right, Manny. Thanks.
不 我不去 No, I'm not open.
我討厭道別 I hate good-byes.
你不會有事吧 So, you'll be all right, huh?
我沒事 I'll be fine.
好的 Alright.
什么聲音 What's that?
是預備鈴 That's first bell.
還有時間梳洗一下 Just got time to get cleaned up.
差點忘了 Oh. I almost forgot.
我還欠你錢 I owe you some money.
300美元 出色完成工作 Three hundred dollars? Job well done.
需要推薦信的話 查理 You ever need any references, Charlie,
盡管來找我 I'm your man.
謝謝 中校 Thanks, Colonel.
去華特爾街16號 Uh, it's 16 Water Street.
-過了橋就是 -我們能找到 - Just over the bridge. - We'll find it.
再見 查理 Good-bye, Charlie.
再見 中校 Good-bye, Colonel.
過來 孩子 Come here, son.
走吧 曼尼 Okay, Manny.
喬治 喬治 George. George!
今天早上之所以召開會議 I called an open meeting of this institution this morning,
是因為上周二的一樁事件 because the incident that occurred this Tuesday last,
這件事關系到我們所有人 describes an issue that concerns all of us.
這不僅僅是破壞他人財物 Not an isolated case of vandalism, what happened
更顯露出校內小團體的病態 is a symptom of the sickness of a society,
與我們建校的理念 a sickness which runs counter to the principles
背道而馳 this school was founded on,
本校的畢業生中 a school, among whose graduates
有兩位當選總統 two have sat behind the desk in the Oval Office, in the White House.
博德人有從政的 有搞投資的 Baird men have run state departments and investment houses,
有經營百貨的 有做足球教練的 founded department stores and coached football teams.
我們的學生有的來自印度的靜修地 Our alumni receive their bulletins in ashrams in India,
有的來自約旦的皇宮 and in palaces in Jordan.
事實上 我們學校一直 We are, in fact, known around the world
作為領袖的搖籃 聞名世界 as the cradle of this country's leadership.
-指引著全國... -你怎么來了 - A beacon in the nation's... - What are you doing here?
上面還有座位嗎 查理 Got room for me up there, Charlie?
但如今卻有人蔑視這一切 But today, we are bleeding from disrespect,
有的 Yeah, I guess so.
-幫我一下 -蔑視我們的價值觀 - Give us a hand. - disrespect for our values
蔑視我們的精神 and a disrespect for our standards,
蔑視我們博德的傳統 a disrespect for the Baird tradition.
作為傳統的守護者 And, as the custodians of that tradition,
我們要互相保護 we are here today to protect each other,
不受消極影響 from those who threaten it.
這是誰 西姆斯先生 Who is this, Mr. Simms?
我是弗蘭克·斯萊德 This is Mr. Frank Slade,
美國陸軍中校 已退役 Lieutenant Colonel, United States Army, retired.
我代表查理的父母出席 I'm here in place of Charlie's parents.
-什么 -代他父母出席 - Excuse me? - In loco parentis.
他們今天沒法從俄勒岡趕過來 They could not make the trip from Oregon today.
你和西姆斯先生什么關系 And what is your relationship to Mr. Simms?
這是法庭嗎 Is this a courtroom?
我們盡量模擬成法庭 Closest thing we could manage to it.
還需要宣誓嗎 Then if we're taking oaths,
正好我想宣誓[罵]一下 there's a few people I'd like to swear in.
博德人不需要宣誓 There are no oaths at Baird.
我們全靠自律 We are all on our honor.
拉里和弗蘭尼·西姆斯 Larry and Franny Simms
都是我要好的朋友 are very dear, close friends of mine.
他們讓我來支持查理 They've asked me to appear here on Charlie's behalf.
可以了嗎 Okay?
很高興您能來 中校 Happy to have you with us, Colonel.
威利先生 Mr. Willis.
哪個威利 Which Mr. Willis?
小喬治·威利 先生 George, Junior, sir.
怎么了 Yes?
上周二 你當場 You were in a position last Tuesday night
目睹了別人搞破壞 是誰 to see who committed this act of vandalism. Who was it?
我只能猜測是誰 Well, I have an idea who it was.
不 不是讓你猜測 威利先生 No, no, not an idea, Mr. Willis.
你到底看沒看見 Did you see or did you not see?
我沒戴隱形眼鏡 I...I didn't have my contacts in.
別這樣 Come on.
我那天去了圖書館 把眼鏡摘掉了 I was in the library. I'd taken my glasses off,
打算帶隱形眼鏡的 and I was gonna put my contacts back in.
我 I...
后來幫西姆斯閉館 Then I helped Simms close up,
然后我們走出來 and the next thing I know, we're outside,
就聽到有動靜 and I hear this sound, and I,
來不及戴上隱形眼鏡 didn't have any time to put my contacts in.
你用自己模糊的視力看到了誰 Whom, with your limited vision, did you see?
我說過 一片模糊 Like I say, it was blurry.
沒戴隱形眼鏡我什么都看不清 I can't see without my contacts.
那你看到了什么 威利先生 What did you see, Mr. Willis?
什么 What?
你是說我能看清什么嗎 What, you mean definitively?
不要敷衍我 威利先生 Stop fencing with me, Mr. Willis!
告訴我你看到了什么 Tell me what you saw!
不是我要重復這句 Now, don't hold me to this, but,
沒帶隱形眼鏡 天又黑 no contacts, it's dark,
那時候又 and everything, I mean...
威利先生 Mr. Willis!
也許是 Maybe
哈利·哈梅爾 Harry Havemeyer,
特倫特·波特和吉米·詹姆森 Trent Potter and Jimmy Jameson.
也許是 Maybe?
好像是吧 我猜 Ballpark, best guess.
能說說細節嗎 Could you provide us with some detail?
為什么不問問查理呢 I mean, why don't you ask Charlie?
我覺得他離得更近 I really think he was closer.
西姆斯先生 Mr. Simms.
在 Yes.
你不戴隱形眼鏡 是吧 You don't wear contact lenses, do you?
不戴 No, sir.
當時眼前沒有障礙 你看到了誰 With your untrammeled sight, whom did you see?
我看到了些什么 Well, I saw...I saw something,
但是說不上是誰 but I...I couldn't say who.
好吧 那你到底看到些什么 All right. What was the something you saw?
-說不上 -說不上 還是不愿意說 - I couldn't say. - You couldn't say or you wouldn't say?
我只是... Well, I just, I...
就是說不上是誰 I just couldn't say. I'm...
說不上 不愿說 還是不該說 Couldn't, wouldn't, shouldn't.
你是在考驗我的忍耐力 You're exhausting my patience
也是在嘲笑這場會議 and making a mockery of these proceedings.
我再給你最后一次機會 I will give you one last chance.
你的回答會造成很嚴重的后果 The consequences of your response will be dire.
嚴重的意思是 西姆斯先生 By dire I mean, Mr. Simms,
你的未來可能就此葬送 your future will be jeopardized permanently.
現在我最后問你一次 Now for the last time,
周二晚上 在我辦公室外 what did you see last Tuesday night
你看到了什么 outside my office?
我看到有人 I saw somebody.
"我看到有人" 很好 "I saw somebody." Good.
看清他們的身型了嗎 Did you see their size and shape?
從身型判斷 你覺得是誰 And they were the size and shape of whom?
那身材 They were the size and shape
可能是任何一名同學 先生 of most any Baird student, sir.
那就沒有目擊證人了 I am left with no real witness.
威利先生的證詞不僅含糊不清 Mr. Willis's testimony is not only vague,
還沒有實質內容 it is unsubstantiated.
西姆斯先生 我們需要的證據 The substance I was looking for, Mr. Simms,
只能來自于你了 was to come from you.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我也很抱歉 西姆斯先生 I'm sorry too, Mr. Simms,
你知道我會怎么處理的 because you know what I'm going to do,
因為我不能處罰哈梅爾先生 inasmuch as I can't punish Mr. Havemeyer,
波特先生和詹姆森先生 Mr. Potter or Mr. Jameson?
也不會處罰威利先生 And I won't punish Mr. Willis.
他是整個事件中 He's the only party to this incident
唯一配得上博德人稱號的 who is still worthy of calling himself a Baird man.
我建議紀律委員會 I'm going to recommend to the Disciplinary Committee
將你開除 that you be expelled.
西姆斯先生 你真會包庇人 Mr. Simms, you are a cover-up artist,
還是個騙子 and you are a liar.
但不會告密 But not a snitch!
請原諒 你說什么 Excuse me?
我不原諒你 No, I don't think I will.
-斯萊德先生 -簡直是放狗屁 - Mr. Slade. - This is such a crock of shit!
注意言辭 斯萊德先生 Please watch your language, Mr. Slade.
你是在博德學院 不是軍營 You are in the Baird school, not a barracks.
西姆斯先生 我再給你最后一次機會 Mr. Simms, I will give you one final opportunity to speak up.
西姆斯先生不需要 Mr. Simms doesn't want it.
他不需要貼上 He doesn't need to be labeled
"配得上博德人稱號"的標簽 "Still worthy of being a Baird man."
那算什么 What the hell is that?
你們的座右銘是什么 What is your motto here?
"孩子們 告發同學以求自保 "Boys, inform on your classmates, save your hide,
不然的話 會死得很慘" anything short of that, we're gonna burn you at the stake"?
先生們 Well, gentlemen,
出了麻煩的時候 有的人逃 when the shit hits the fan, some guys run,
有的人會勇敢面對 and some guys stay.
查理在這勇敢面對 而喬治呢 Here's Charlie facin' the fire, and there's George
躲在爸爸的身后 hidin' in big daddy's pocket.
你做了什么 And what are you doin'?
你要獎勵喬治 You're gonna reward George
而毀掉查理 and destroy Charlie.
你說夠了嗎 斯萊德先生 Are you finished, Mr. Slade?
沒 這才剛開始呢 No, I'm just gettin' warmed up.
我不知道誰在這念過書 I don't know who went to this place.
威廉·霍華德·塔夫脫 William Howard Taft,
威廉·詹寧斯·布賴恩[都是政客]William Jennings Bryant,
還是威廉·泰爾 管他呢 William Tell, whoever.
就算他們有過精神 也早就磨滅了 Their spirit is dead, if they ever had one.
消失了 It's gone.
你現在是在培養卑鄙小人 You're buildin' a rat ship here,
一群告密者 a vessel for seagoin' snitches.
如果你打算把這些小不點培養成男子漢 And if you think you're preparin' these minnows for manhood,
你可得三思而行 you better think again,
你所扼殺的 正是這學校 because I say you are killin' the very spirit
引以為傲的精神財富 this institution proclaims it instills.
真可恥 What a shame.
你們今天唱的什么戲 What kind of a show are you guys puttin' on here today?
主角只有查理一個嗎 I mean, the only class in this act is sittin' next to me.
我敢說這孩子的靈魂是純潔的 I'm here to tell you this boy's soul is intact.
絕對沒錯 要問我怎么知道的 It's non-negotiable. You know how I know?
有人 我不說是誰了 想收買他 Someone here, and I'm not gonna say who, offered to buy it.
但查理不為所動 Only Charlie here wasn't sellin'.
先生 你太過分了 Sir, you're out of order.
我告訴你什么叫過分 I show you out of order.
你根本不知道什么是過分 查斯克先生 You don't know what out of order is, Mr. Trask.
我倒是想告訴你 但我太老了 I'd show you, but I'm too old,
太累了 又他媽是個瞎子 I'm too tired, too fuckin' blind.
要是五年前 我一準扛著火焰噴射器 If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take
燒了這個鬼地方 a flamethrower to this place!
還過分 你知道我是誰嗎 Out of order? Who the hell you think you're talkin' to?
我什么沒見識過 I've been around, you know?
我可不是一直瞎 There was a time I could see.
我也有過見識 And I have seen.
比他們還小的小伙子們 Boys like these, younger than these,
胳膊被扯下 腿被炸掉 their arms torn out, their legs ripped off.
但這些都不及殘缺的靈魂 But there is nothin' like the sight
觸目驚心 of an amputated spirit.
靈魂殘缺了可沒法補 There is no prosthetic for that.
你以為只是把這名出色的士兵 You think you're merely sendin' this splendid foot soldier
灰溜溜地趕回俄勒岡老家 back home to Oregon with his tail between his legs,
但我說 but I say you are
你扼殺了他的靈魂 executin' his soul!
為什么 And why?
因為他不是博德人 Because he's not a Baird man.
還博德人 傷害了他 Baird men. You hurt this boy,
你就是博德渣 你們都是 you're gonna be Baird bums, the lot of you.
哈利 吉米 And, Harry, Jimmy,
特倫特 不知道你們坐在哪 Trent, wherever you are out there,
干你們三個 fuck you too!
請坐下 斯萊德先生 Stand down, Mr. Slade!
我還沒說完 I'm not finished.
我進來的時候 聽到你說 As I came in here, I heard those words:
"領袖的搖籃" "Cradle of leadership."
上面沒了脊梁 Well, when the bough breaks,
搖籃就會掉下來 我看已經掉了 the cradle will fall, and it has fallen here.
已經垮掉了 It has fallen.
造就男子漢 培養領袖 Makers of men, creators of leaders.
看你們培養了什么領袖 Be careful what kind of leaders you're producin' here.
我不知道查理今天緘口不言 I don't know if Charlie's silence here today
是對是錯 我沒有權力裁決 is right or wrong. I'm not a judge or jury.
但我知道 But I can tell you this:
他不會為了自己的前途 he won't sell anybody out
而出賣他人 to buy his future!
朋友們 這叫正直 And that, my friends, is called integrity.
這叫勇氣 That's called courage.
這才是領袖該有的品質 Now that's the stuff leaders should be made of.
我如今也到了人生的岔路口 Now I have come to the crossroads in my life.
我總是清楚該走哪條路 I always knew what the right path was.
無一例外 我都清楚 Without exception, I knew,
但我從沒走過 but I never took it.
知道為什么嗎 You know why?
因為太他媽難了 It was too damn hard.
而查理 他來到岔路口 Now here's Charlie. He's come to the crossroads.
他做出了選擇 He has chosen a path.
選擇了正確的路 It's the right path.
一條有原則的 It's a path made of principle,
能有所作為的路 that leads to character.
讓他走下去吧 Let him continue on his journey.
委員會 這小伙子的未來在你們手里 You hold this boy's future in your hands, Committee.
他能有所作為 It's a valuable future,
相信我 believe me.
別毀了它 保護好它 Don't destroy it. Protect it.
支持它 Embrace it.
有一天你們會深感自豪的 我保證 It's gonna make you proud one day, I promise you.
教訓得怎么樣 How's that for cornball?
你阻止不了他們的 先生 Nothing can shut them up, sir.
紀律委員會 The Disciplinary Committee
將就此事私下協商 will take this matter under advisement
再做出決定 in closed session.
他們在做什么 查理 What are they doin', Charlie?
他們要現在做決定吧 I think they're going to come to a decision now.
好吧 Very well.
看來他們已經作出決定了 Apparently, that meeting will be unnecessary.
漢薩克夫人 Mrs. Hunsaker.
學院紀律委員會 The joint student-faculty Disciplinary Committee
不需要私下協商 needs no further sessions.
他們已經做出決定 They have come to a decision.
哈梅爾 波特和詹姆森先生 Misters Havemeyer, Potter and Jameson
由于有違紀嫌疑 are placed on probation
而留校察看 for suspicion of ungentlemanly conduct.
此外對小喬治·威利的合作 It is further recommended that Mr. George Willis, Jr.
不予肯定或者表揚 receive neither recognition nor commendation for his cooperation.
查理·西姆斯先生對此事件 Mr. Charles Simms is excused
無需承擔任何責任 from any further response to this incident.
查理 Charlie!
還有一級 Last step.
就知道你靠得住 查理 I can always count on you, Charlie.
中校 Colonel.
中校 Colonel!
中校 我是克里斯汀·唐斯 I'm Christine Downes, Colonel Slade.
我教政治學的 I teach Political Science.
我想告訴你 我非常欣賞你過來 I wanted to tell you how much I appreciate
說出你的想法 your coming here and speaking your mind.
謝謝 你結婚了嗎 Thank you. Are you married?
我... I...
記得錫爾堡有所炮兵學校 Went to a artillery school at Fort Sill
有個人叫米奇·唐斯 with a Mickey Downes.
我以為你是他夫人呢 Thought he might've snagged you.
不 不 不是的 No, no, I'm afraid not.
唐斯小姐 中校做過林登總統的幕僚 Colonel Slade was on lyndon Johnson's staff, Miss Downes.
真的嗎 太棒了 Were you? Fascinating.
我們應該找個時間出來 談談政治 We should get together, talk politics sometime.
溪邊花[法語]香水 Fleurs de rocailles.
是的 Yes.
英文是"溪邊花" "Flowers from a brook."
沒錯 That's right.
唐斯小姐 Well, Miss Downes,
我知道怎么找你了 I... I'll know where to find you.
查理 Charlie.
-再見 唐斯小姐 -再見 - Bye, Miss Downes. - Bye.
不用告訴我 查理 You don't have to tell me, Charlie.
身高一米七 5'7",
褐色秀發 auburn hair,
漂亮的棕色眼睛 beautiful brown eyes.
曼尼 Manny.
中校 這太多了 Aw, Colonel, this is too much.
你應得的 下次查理和我 Never mind. You earned it. Next time Charlie and I
想去紐約散心 會找你的 want to take a breather to New York, we're gonna call you.
接送我們來回 You can drive us both ways.
沒問題 那是我的榮幸 You're on. Not only will it be an honor,
我還要給你打個折 I'll give you a rate.
那我就再給你加薪 I'll see your rate and raise you.
一路小心 曼尼 Stay outta harm's way, Manny.
-保重 中校 -你也是 - Take care, Colonel. - You too.
走吧 Ready?
不用了 查理 我自己來 No, thanks, Charlie. I'll take it from here.
你走吧 曼尼會把你送回宿舍的 You go on ahead. Manny'll drive you back to your dorm.
圣誕節回家之前過來串門 Come by before you go home for Christmas.
我們好好聊聊 We'll have a little cheer.
如果你愿意 還可以留下來吃晚餐 And if you like, stay for dinner.
有時候她會燉肉 Sometimes she cooks a pot roast.
還能咽下去 It's almost edible.
好的 中校 All right, Colonel.
-那真是太... -再見 查理 - That'd be really... - Bye, Charlie.
是誰啊 Who's there?
-是你嗎 弗朗辛 -是的 - That you, Francine? - Yes.
-你在做什么 -在騎車 - What are you doing? - Taking a ride.
騎車 能不能帶上我 Taking a ride? What about you giving me a lift?
-不能 -不能嗎 - No. - No?
拜托 弗朗辛 Come on, Francine.
我們該和好了 你不覺得嗎 We should make up. Don't you think it's time we made up?
-不 -弗朗辛 - No. - Francine?
怎么了 What?
你弗蘭克叔叔剛度過了 Your Uncle Frank's had himself
一個難熬的感恩節 a really hard Thanksgiving weekend.
誰在那 What's that?
花栗鼠的聲音 I hear a chipmunk.
是海象嗎 Is it a walrus?
不 是威利呀 No, it's Willie.
威利 來幫我提包吧 Willie, why don't you help me with my bag?
來吧 孩子 幫我提包 Come on, son. Help me with my bag.
來吧 來吧 Come on. Come on.
好的 拿住 你很強壯 You got it. Hold onto it. You're strong.
走吧 Come on.
好了 Here we are.
弗朗辛 來幫我和威利 Francine, come on with me and Willie.
給我們做點棉花糖巧克力 I'll let you make me some marshmallow chocolate.
-怎么樣 -好吧 - Whaddaya say? - Okay.
很好 Good.